Bonkum

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How I came up with this Bonkum invention...

I had been in this amazing relationship with this beautiful and spiritually gifted woman, JW. She opened me up to a world inside, instead of my normal externally, visually-stimulus driven existence. I was in love with someone who was a healer, a guru, and a friend who I could confide my inner instabilities.

During our relationship we explored territories uncharted in my past affairs of the heart. Communication was deeper, a stronger connection, passion more powerful and energetically time shifting, altercating, and mind awakening. We were in deep learn together. It was beautiful, yet we knew from the beginning that it had a limited life span. We were just too different and wanted different paths in life. Knowing this, we loved each other in the moment and saw each other for the people we were and are.

I met her through a mutual friend whose wife had just had an affair with JW. When I was looking for a home, my friend suggested I call JW. We had a few conversations on the phone while I was on location in New York.

When I got back in town I was full-tilt, fast-forward, ready to find a place to move into since I was going to be couch surfing and living in a buddy’s closet-literally, it was where I slept.

So after meeting with JW and being around her professionally for real estate, the attraction was immediate and mutual. It was when she told me she was getting out of real estate and moving away within a month, was when my heart felt the tug. She had asked me out for coffee to discuss the plan of her segue and shifting me to another realtor, that I realized we needed to walk on the beach. I needed to say goodbye and when it was time – we hugged. I did everything in my power to not kiss her as I said my goodbye. It was one of those moments that I was so consumed in the rush of feeling and excitement but it was inappropriate, but I broke down and within a few moments of her leaving, I had called to ask her out that night for dinner. After that amazing night together, we were inseparable for her last week. We knew she was leaving so we spent as much time together as possible. She was so nurturing, passionate, loving, sexual, and sexy. Then at the end of the week, I broke my ankle playing soccer. I had been on a breakaway to goal and had been taken down by three defenders. Snap, crackle, pop. Torn ligaments across the top of the foot and a spiral fracture of the tibia.

One week into the relationship and this. I was living in my buddy, Jeff’s closet like I said, but it was a big closet. Unfortunately it was on the second floor of an apartment building, which sucked when climbing stairs with a 40lb leg cast and crutches.

She offered to have me stay at her place on the ground floor. My amazing brother, without a blink of an eye, switched my stick shift for his automatic. I worked in the editing room of Men In Black 2 on the ground floor, so everything was working out. I realized that I had not been as healthy due to the extreme hours and work schedule for the past year. My body was not running as usual and thus broke when put in a strenuous tension via soccer playing. JW became my nurse, my patron saint, like no other would, or could have. She knew holistic medicine, and advised me to go to acupuncture, and many alternative solutions to western medical practices. So while I had a cast and was being condemned to three months of stiflement by western medical doctors, she was using energy healing and vibration therapy.

The doctors were amazed at how fast I was healing. This was happening while I was working a highly competitive, stressful, time pressured job, during the time she was getting ready to move to Santa Fe.

We were both falling hard and yet it didn’t seem complicated. It seemed right. Well, she left when she sold hr place at the end of the month. She had some seminars to attend in Germany that she had planned before I was in the picture. So I went back in the closet at my buddy’s place-get your mind back on track-this is a hetero love story.

We had learned to trust our intuitive nature so we were very connected even when we were apart. When we tried calling each other we always knew who and when they were calling on the phone. It was incredibly odd, strange, and exciting. It’s hard to actually explain it. Just after she said she was leaving we found the place I wanted and I immediately went into escrow. Timing was perfect. She could finish it before the she would leave. I could not move in since I had a renter who I was letting stay until he found a place to move into. So the closet was still home for another month and a half. During this time JW had traveled extensively and had come back. I had made the accommodations in the closet comfortable with a queen sized inflatable mattress. She was not ready to move to Santa Fe yet due to us, so she was skipping in and out of the closet between trips and traveling. I eventually finished Men In Black 2 and moved into my place, that was when JW moved into the upstairs loft with me.

At this point in time we were exploring each other and our living situation since I had planned to have two friends in the downstairs bedrooms. It went amazingly smoothly.

JW and my lives were and are different. She is quiet and contemplative, I am not. We loved all the same. I made her a place in my room to meditate. We were happy.

Divine Invention

During one of the times we were together and she was not traveling, I was making love to her and asked her what would make sex better for women? I was serious and always love and want to know what women are thinking and what they want sexually and emotionally. Giving it some thought, she said, that after making love for long durations, she gets tired holding her legs up in the air. She loves to be in positions that feel great, but getting to hold them comfortably makes for strain and discomfort. She also felt that if she could change the positioning of her clit and pelvis, she would be able to orgasm easier. I already had an idea for something that would go over the bed to use as a suspensions device. I had been thinking of something, due to my broken leg and had been wishing there were a product that would allow for comfort while wearing a cast. During sleep, my heavy cast laden leg would sometimes fall off the bed and then my muscles would get tired and be extremely uncomfortable and strained. I could not believe nothing was available on the market that could be easily dismantled and setup in the home consumer world. Nothing. So JW stated her female needs, I already had some inkling how I could solve this. That is what men do right. We fix things. Women talk and discuss their problems to get them heard, and men go to the shop to figure how to fix.

She was getting ready to leave for a trip so while she was gone I used that stimulation to have something ready by the time she got back. I drew out some preliminary sketches and started organizing the materials needed. My brother Jason had a welder, I went to a metal shop downtown to get the materials. You should have seen the calamity. We were busy in his driveway trying to learn how to weld and laughing at how bad the beads and seems were, but we bent the metal and welded it together. It formed essentially the shape we ended up with though no where near as graceful and sexy. The welds held out during testing but they were rough and would tear the underside of my mattress. I went to bondage shops and hardware stores to get the perfect pieces needed. I researched online and to see what was available and when I needed something that was not out there, I designed it myself. I put together my first prototype.

It was cool looking. Industrial, raw, nowhere near precise or exact, but it was pretty cool. The general idea and shape was formed, so now for the fun part. Testing. JW came back from her trip and saw that crazy invention on the bed. She was in awe and amazed at my tenacity. Immediately she wanted to try, so in she jumped and amazingly, within three minutes she had an orgasm and laughed loudly. She couldn’t believe what I had done. An idea, A BUSINESS. If we could tap into the masses, this could help people enjoy sex more. It could help those that need help with positioning, discomfort, excitement, fun. It could help those with disabilities. I could have used it while I had a leg cast, not just for sex with the leg cast but also just a device to suspend and keep in one position while I slept. The more I thought about it, the more it made sense. People with bad backs who might want to raise their legs while sleeping. Mature people needing assistance to get in and out of bed. People with broken limbs could achieve comfort in their home, easily, without having a buy a whole bed built for suspension. They cost thousands of dollars and completely take up the space of a room with all the attachments and suspension pulleys.

After launching the product and the website at AVN in Vegas in January 2004, I realized that in the adult world, people want more. More suspension, more leverage and more positioning. So it developed further and became bigger, stronger. Now it keeps evolving and the positions and creativity of its users are more advanced and excited to seek its potential. The future looks bright and the world is just starting t see the potential and power its many uses posses.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Immaculate Conception

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Our first launch into the adult marketplace. The first trade show.

Wow- was I in for a surprise! In setting up the business and wading through the legal, corporate, patenting, design and product development, I knew I needed to launch the product with a deadline. That deadline was the AVN trade show on Jan 8 2003. AVN is the premier adult industry trade show. Boasting over 35,000 attendees and exhibitors it is definately one crazy experience. I have never been to the trade show before, so I signed up for a booth and payed the $3000 entry fee.

I setup the booth space with the Bonkum associates (friends) who all converged together in Vegas for a meeting of the Bonk. Well all I had to say was "I think this will be a good time" and in trusting, they all converged to Vegas to witness the showmanship, the spectacle, and the pizazz that The Bonk'er being released, would provide. Jason, Wilem, Eujin, Steve, Shannon, Michael, David, and Danny were all surprised, shocked and excited to see the responses and masses who were at this show.

Wow did it ever fulfill all expectations. Women of all backgrounds and ages stepped up to the bed to try the new adult toy. Men couldn't believe that women could be so liberated(even at an adult convention) and thus many pictures were taken for publications around the world. The constant banks of photographers and videographers gawking at the spectacle of this new device put a smile on all our faces. We were definately on to something.

Of course, for a little publicity we had temporary Bonkum tattoos made so we could get to meet our audience, one on one. So, for the entire weekend, we all moistened our sponges and put on over 600 tattoos on women from all around the world, and a couple of men too. Fun stuff.

We had Cleopatra of the Nile come and visit for a photo op's and promotion for her fans. Countless number of inquisitive models, pornstars, and spokespeople modeled, oggled, and played with the Bonk'er on the bed. Kinky Kerry from the UK, Tori and Cat from Phoenix and the list goes on of those who came in to model for Bonkum. Kinky Kerry even got so into the fun of it, that the shows security had to come and escort her out of the trade show for good after she put on, I mean took off, everthing for a show, stimulating and exciting the crowds senses. What a performance she gave. Flashbulbs were going crazy. She even gave a strip show sing just the Bonkum Banner as hte tease. Tori kept coming back to the booth after meeting us, and putting on all sorts of demonstrations and shows exciting and enticing the consumers.

Documentarians, writers, journalists, photographers, and videographers came to see what was this spectacle in the little booth was all about. Our poor neighboring booths had to deal with the mass swarms of people clogging the aisles, but they all got to gain the benefit of a great show while listening to the DJ stylings of the Bumfights' booth behind us.

The Bonkum crew all had a blast and we really got to see the masses appreciate the new device and play with it while having fun. We got to test market the product and hear the responses from fans, the critical, retailers, and distributors alike. If you have never been to an adult trade show this is the one to check out. It is fun and exciting and you will see both main stream celebrities, pornstars, and the new, cutting edge in adult products.

We got to hang with our new booth neighbor friends at Buttweiser, they do a lot of the street flasher videos. Intimate Associates started to take notice at the booth on the other side and gave us a lot of great info and contacts. Sikworld Clothing were our other neighbors who loved our show and our traffic we constantly had blocking the aisles. We also had the opportunity to meet mutual friends Freddy and Eddy of FreddyandEddy.com, Steven W. from Kumcleen.com.

All in all it was a good time and a hell of a lot of work. Both Wilem and myelf lost our voices on the third day and could barely talk on the fourth. So much to say to so many people.

We got to see how many pornstars, models, and everyday folk, go commando, as they exposed themselves while playing on the toy. It was wild and it was fun. Every person who got in the bed had a smile on and isn't that what it is all about? Just think what it could do for you in your bedroom! Check out the AVN video we put out on the web site...Bonkum.com to see The Bonk'er in action!

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

AVN AEE Trade Show 2004

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The zany and irreverent Dr Susan Block

I had never seen or heard the Dr Susan Block Show so I had had no idea what I was walking into…

I had heard her name before but that was it! I invited my brother Jason and Tori along to witness because by just going to the web site I knew that it would probably be a wild experience.

We arrive before the show starts. Jason arrives separately since he is coming from the opposite direction. Tori arrives with me and we bring up The Bonk’er for the show. To get in we need to be on the list and the security is tight. It is not in the safest or most comfortable surroundings geographically. The streets were empty of cars and lined with trash and the homeless were around the corners with fires burning in cans, but that is downtown LA-love it or leave it..

After we get in we sign in and sign off on disclaimers, we greet the bouncers and other assistants of the show. We settle in and get ready to meet Dr Susan Block. The show is taped for live and recorded internet distribution and has a live radio feed. It is all done in the Los Angeles downtown loft space that has become part erotic museum, part working studio, sets and all. The sets are wild and have an eclectic flea market-kitchy-creative flair to them. Wild colors, all contrasting, leopard and animal prints, pinks of every hue, mixed in with yellows, oranges, penis’ and dildos, feather boas, pictures of George W, Jesus statues, space rockets, and a live snake or two slithering around her neck. You name it, it seems to be there. I can see how her mind works. Dr Susan writes books as well as her web site, is opinionated, controversial, intelligent, and has her own style. I appreciate the wackiness of her character, or at least the character she is playing. It is shock value and I love it for what it is.

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She is focused and was preparing for her show, which I still do not know what to expect. I get to meet Eric Chase, the lawyer for Rob Black of Extreme Associates, and a bunch of other porn stars and starletts. Kiss, Lucky Star, Trinity, and Dee Wise and a few other people associated with the adult world promoting something in some form or fashion. Dr Susan Block comes out to meet us and kindly asks us to place The Bonk’er on the bed before the show. We do this in amongst the cameras and sound gear the technicians have set up. Dr Suzy lights up when she see The Bonk’er on the bed.

Tori, Jason, and myself sit idly by and notice they have a wine bar. Hmmmm, we saddle up. Just then the show begins and Dr Susan starts on her opening monologue rant, which goes on for about fifteen minutes. It is entertaining, to say the least. The show is very loosely themed on the Passion of The Christ with an extreme twist. She then starts inviting the guests onto the bed one by one until all of a sudden the bed is packed full and the show is moving along with the same creative wackiness as the set is eclectic. Jason is videotaping the show for our records and Tori sits with her mouth open laughing at all the crazy antics.

I then get invited into the bed and bring Tori to demonstrate but after I show the virtues of The Bonk’er with Tori, some of the porn stars start using it in the foreground of the set as Dr Susan continues the show in the background on the bed. The topics discussed were Jesus, First Ammendment Rights, Ashcroft, Bush, blowjobs and numerous other diversions you can only imagine you would have while the host and many of its guests were naked and having sex in the moment.

It is kind of insane but controlled in some way by the master of ceremonies Dr Susan Block. I could sense that the lawyer was not too excited to be in the middle of the porn stars on the bed and he was pretty excited to exit at the opportune time. I did my demonstration while Dr Susan states I am a gifted inventor that looks like a magician. We all laugh and I move with Tori back to the couch. The show continued for another hour or so, and then most of those on the bed, as guests, had left.

After the bed episodes, I think this must be the end, but no, part two of the show continues. This is where more of the themed Passion of the Christ comes into play. Dr Block asks both Tori and Me to help out by being a rabble-rouser and for Tori to whip the Christ-like talent in the next skit. Mario Saucedo, a local artist and friend of Dr Susan Block, has a dramatic entrance with a huge bondage cross he very slowly and dramatically dragged onto the set. It was a sight to witness. It continued on for a very long time and was extremely funny since the alcohol in Mario kept getting in the way of his accent and dialogue with Dr Block. We all had a blast for a very entertaining and insane experience.

It is hard to begin to describe the utter lunacy and fun-whacked out times that were had on that show. I can’t believe they muster the energy to do this every week. Below is the way Dr Susan Block explains the show- you can see how it goes together…

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Here is how Dr Susan Block described the evening...

The Passion of The Cross, The Crucifixion of The Pornographer & The Bonkum of The Bonker ... Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, Easter Bunnies & Porno Honeys, Pascal Lambs & Chicken Hawks: Enter the Irreverend Dr. Susan Block's Speakeasy Cathedral and bare witness to The Passion of The Cross. This is not your Father's Jesus. It's certainly not Mel Gibson's Father's Jesus. It's a Commedia Erotica Rez-Erection. It's also The Bonkum of The Bonker and The Crucifixion of The Pornographer: The Passion of The Extreme. The Passion of The Kiss. Interracial Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Doggy-Style, Dildo-Play, Hot Talk, Hard Whipping, Beautiful Bad Girls, Well-Hung Men & a Bloody Nasty Christ on The Cross. What more could you want in an Erotic Easter Eve Passion Play? Unllike Mel's White Easter, our Passion Players are People of Color. The Artist/Carpenter Mario Saucedo is Jesus Christ, or, as Mario says "I am Cheeses!" The Cheddar Christ. He takes a whipping and keeps on licking. The Pleasure Christ. Art Curator Kim Mendoza plays Mary Magdalene topless. Kiss and Lucky Starr play themselves, the hottest, horniest interracial couple in porn. Trinity Post, a porn newcomer and faith-affirming Catholic who "loved" Mel Gibson's The Passion of The Christ, fucks herself twice with a Jesus Jackhammer dildo from Divine Interventions. In the midst of all this mad fornicating passion, Dr. Suzy attempts to conduct an interview with criminal defense attorney Eric Chase about his film "In Defense of Rob Black." Rob, who is currently suffering through his own real-life Passion Play, calls in to chat about the cross he bears as America's latest symbol of obscenity, being prosecuted and persecuted by that Crisco-Anointed Crusader, Ayatollah Asscraft. Trinity, who wants to be in Rob's next "Extreme Teens" (she's 21), and Dee Wise, a participant in Extreme's "666 Gangbang," and the Reverend Bookburn all chimed in with support for Rob & Lizzie's heavy cross. PLUS a special treat: The Bonkum! A boudoir apparatus that looks like exercise equipment, but is really a high-tech device enabling lovers to enjoy all kinds of positions that might otherwise strain your back or break your leg. Looks like having sex while flying on a trapeze. The Bonkum is created by an ingenious and charming sextoy designer named Jordan who looks like a magician, and even has a lovely blonde assistant named Tori wearing nothing but Bonkum undies and a big smile as she assumes all the positions the Bonker helps you assume. Tory looks like a Choir Girl but whips Christ like a Roman executioner. Jordan is great as the "Rabble," enthusiastically tossing semen-stained tissues at Mario's bloody Christ as he writhes on the Gothic Cross. If the blood is really strawberry-flavored food coloring, what is the semen? Mmmm.... Another Taste of Spring... In addition to the live feed, this broadcast includes a bonus presentation of "Freedom & Restraint"Dr Susan Block

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Posted by The BonkMaster at April 10, 2004 09:12 AM

Comments

Jordan,We met briefly at the Dr Susan Blocks show. I was impressed by your invention and as yourself entertained with the events that transpired.More impressive were the pics that Dr Susan forwarded to us that you shot. We would like to have copies of any other pics that you shot with mario and/or his interative erotic pieces. We will of course return the favor by forwarding any pic that contain Tori, yourself and/or The Bonkum.You may reach us at the email address above. Let us know if there is anything else you may need, and I look forward to getting copies of your pics.Thank you fro enjoying the presentation last night with us all.Michele and The Artist Mario Saucedo

Posted by: Michele and Mario at August 12, 2004 09:23 AM

Hi Jordan,Thank you so much for being a guest on The Dr. Susan Block Show last night. Your Bonk'er was great fun. We only wish we had more time to explore what it can do. Next time! The raw unedited show will play until Tuesday midnight. Then it will play next week, from Tuesday midnight until Thursday midnight, and the week after that, from Thursday midnight until Friday midnight. Then we will slot it in for more play at various odd times. Sometime over the next few months, we will edit the show for cable TV and give you a copy.Dr. Suzy would love to have you back on the show soon, especially since she didn't get a chance to try the Bonk'er herself. Next time, she will definitely try it. We're thinking of some Saturday night in June, and we will get back to you with some dates. Let us know if you have any ideas for other guests that we could have on the show with you that might have fun with the Bonk'er. Thanks also to both you and Tori for being such good sports and participating in The Passion of The Cross segment. Both of you helped to make the evening lots of fun!Rox

Dr Susan Block Show

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Here is a list of some great music to make love too...

Life, truly is fantastically beautiful. Such as those precocious moments that we cherish, like when we enjoy a bottle of frosty cold beer in the steaming hot shower. Or a cold naked dash through the snow to the hot tub, juggling the armful of drinks. That rush of air shooting up the underwearless shorts, as you hang your leg out of the door-free Jeep. The terrorific and merciless sound waves make when they collide with the very rocks that you stand on, as you scream bloody murder to the Gods, water cascading down your face and body, as your buddy next to you screams right along side of you, both hoping you don't get plowed over by Momma natures' intense and radical force.

This music list is just as powerful a force. I find music to be such an erotic and stimulating backdrop to life. This list has the special qualities that either make you want to get down and dirty or is downright romantic for the mood of a beautiful evening. Use it will for an extra kick of emotion or soul to your evolving life. This list is my list, everyone has their own personal tastes and view, this is just part of mine. I am a connoisseur of life, love, and of music, so here goes... Enjoy.Sade Love Deluxe and "Lovers Rock" If you want a fantastic date night that will get you both in the mood, try going to an open-air, summer concert, she puts on. Bring a blanket and a bottle of wine, the rest is simply magic. I had a fantastic evening at the Hollywood Bowl that I will never forget and to top it off Yousou N Dour opened for her during the Lovers Rock tour.Donna DeLory has a mistical lilt, but is definately a soothing sexy sound softer than Sinead O'Connor but with a strikingly similar tone.Mariza is my choice for Portuguese Fado music. Her presentation and voice are unparalled. I had the pleasure of seeing her in concert at the Disney Concert hall here in downtown Los Angeles playing with the LA Philharmonic Orchestra and her three guitarists for her first show of this magnitude. She was humble, passionate, and extremely sexy. I have never seen such emotion and passion come form the Orchestra. She even played for me and my friends in her special "unplugged" version, literally two feet away with the spotlight on us and the band, we were just lucky enough to have the seats where she chose to play in front of. Unbelievable. I saw many crying with emotion during the show, both in the Orchestra and in the audience. It was magical and so are her CD's.Fado Em Mim and Fado Curvo are the two albums she has out and both are exceptional. Andrea Bocelli is legendary as a performer. His music is romance and passion. Definately not for everyone, but I think it works for everyone who is a romantic. Romanzais always a classic choice for his work. Sogno is another beautiful album for the collection. I even have the release that Victoria Secret put out a few years back called Mistero Dell' Amore which unfortunately does not seem available anywhere anymore. That too is quite a good cd.How about Bryan Ferry. What class and soul his voice permeates. Avalon

For a more loungey, fun, and sexy flavour, try a couple of French artists. Serge Gainsbourg I especially enjoy the electronic remix album I Love Serge: ElectronicaGainsbourg it is lighthearted and fun. His more roots style and classic feel are felt with the albums Aux Armes Et Caetera, Comic Strip, and Jane Birkin et Serge Gainsbourg. For an interesting blend of humour and wit and classic cafe music try Paolo Conte the best collection is his The Best Of Paolo Conte. Unapologizing and very fun.Norah Jones and the multi-grammy-winning album Come Away With Me is a must have for every collection. Her voice is just plain sexy and gets me in the mood every time.

Norah Jones follows the lead of Getz, Gilberto, and Jobim. They restructured Brazilian jazz world music. In doing so they created sexy soulful music that changed the way we feel. Getz/Gilberto is an amazing album everyone should have int he collection. Totally tantilizing and erotic.

Tony Bennett and KD Lang reinvented both of their own careers with the albumA Wonderful World and what a wonderful album it is. Sexy, haunting, real.

I have a place in my heart for the four female singers who changed music, values, racial and social stigmas in thier time. Etta James her album Heart Of A Woman and Love Songs are two of my favorites. Nina Simone is a much overlooked goddess of soul. I love the album My Baby Just Cares For Me. Billie Holliday is another who lights my fire. A smooth satin voice, with classic songs we all know, are best represented with the albums Love Songs, Lady In Autumn-The Best Of The Verve Years and Billie Holiday Live. Captivating. Ella Fitzgerald is a force and her music is legendary. The albums that spring to mind that I feel I reach for more than others are First Lady Of Song, and The Collection.

For a real treat, try the sass and class melodies of Louis Armstrong, the albums Best of Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong, and Louis Armstrong-Ken Burns Jazz have a definate presence, are disarming and are very sexy.

No collection can do with out Old Blue Eyes. Frank Sinatra is a must for mood music. He sets the tone and you can enjoy his flavor. Songs For Swinging Lovers is a good choice for his style. It is not a style I alway bring out for love but I do enjoy the imagery he conjours.

Ok, enough of the historical music... let's update and move forward... Verve Remixed is a cd which takes the artists such as Tricky, Dorfmeister, Thievery Corporation, UFO, and King Britt and have them remix and reconstitute a new flavor of the classics that I have mentioned previously with Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Sarah Vaughn, Gilberto, etc... An amazing cd and one that will work its magic into your heart.

This brings us to now. There are some beautiful cd's out there that are beyond romantic. Here is my short long list or is it my long short lis-oh you get it... Ever growing, titilating and stimulating. Bebel Gilberto is a must have. I cannot stress this enough. Daughter of Joao Gilberto, Bebel's lustrous voice tantalizes the heart and emotion weakens the knees so you just fall into bed. Get Tanto Tempo you will fall in love with her and love to love the one you love.

We all love that voice of Shirley Bassey. Wow, I wouldn't always pull her out for a sexy evening, well sometimes I do have that Bond penchant, but there is a remix album made which will blow you away. The Remix Album-Diamonds Are Forever

Anything and everything Thievery Corporation has done is sexy. Abductions And Reconstructions is a prime example of their work. Mirror Conspiracy and The Richest Man In Babylon are others.

Victer Duplaix is one artist who I swear could rule the world if he got his live show to replicate his cd quality. The production is sexy and sleek. His live show sucks. If he could connect with an audience and feel what they are feeling he would soon realize he loses his audience immediately. I have never felt so disconnected at a show, it made me mad. I had to leave early and go home to play the cd so I could make sure I wasn't crazy. I wasn't the cd's International Affairs and Singles-Prelude To A Future are both remarkable productions. Sexy and complex.

Gus Gus is a band I highly recommend. Polydistortion and This Is Normal are my selections to use. It is interesting music from a duo I have actually worked with before. They are unique and varied in there influences. They also have there own graphic design company as well as a film production company where they direct music videos and commercials. Waltz For Koop another beautiful cd every romantic should acquire. Royksopp is one more interesting bands, try the cd Melody AM.Also take a look a look at Telepopmusik and the album Genetic World. You have heard a few tracks on the radio or on several Mitsubishi commercials. The album is real sexy and the singer seriously can belt it out. My friends and I danced with her while she sang and performed with Telepopmusik as she moved through the pulsing crowd at the Temple Bar in Santa Monica. I used to see her scream, sing, and dance madly while performing with the Wild Colonials at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, she still has those lungs and that voice!

Now we have to nod to several bands here that are serious players. Supreme Beings Of Leisure. I was at an art gallery in downtown LA when I came accross these artists and what a great show they put on. This self titled album is a must and very sexy. Supreme Beings Of LeisureQuirky and influential, Stereolab generate a feeling different than any other band. Emperor Tomato Ketchup is a great cd.Air are French and serious mood music. They were featured in the movie The Virgin Suicides, if that movie wasn't moody I don't know what is. In terms of calling it sexy, hell yeah everything they do is ultra sexy. Try cd's Moon Safari, 10,000 HZ Legend, and Premiers Symptomes.Bossa Cuca Nova is a good choice for a latin beat flavor. I love the drum beats they have at the end of the cd they want you to use and lay down for your own tracks.If you don't know about Morcheeba, well now you do. Sexy and prominent. Beautiful melodies interlaced with disarming rhythm. Check out the cd's Big Calm and Fragments Of Freedom.

These next artists are starting to gain notoriety on the club scene worldwide. Check out Armand Van Helden 2 Future 4 U, Bran Van 3000 and the cd Discosis. Etienne DeCrecy have a downtempo groove which might fit your need. Check out the cd Tempovision you will not be let down.Massive Attack are another group that needs no build up. If you don't know em, you should, go buy right now. You will love this album. The cd Mezzanine is a staple in the music lovers library and it should be in yours too. Thier latest offering 100th Window is another staple and a fantastic journey.

Speaking of Massive Attack- you can't leave out Tricky. He has some pivotal, sexy cd's out, but the flavour might not be for everyone. His raspy voice can be a turn on or a turn off, but I like it so it is on definately on my list. I have all his cd's but Blowback is the one with so much emotion and sex appeal it has my vote. I see him around the neighborhood getting coffee. I heard he has a studio around here somewhere. Hello neighbor keep up the good work.Nicola Conte is an artist you should seriously consider for pure sex appeal. Wow. Bossa Per Due is the cd you need to get. Zero 7 A staple for chill out and your late night groove. Great music to stare into the eyes and focus deeply on your loved one. Simple Things is the classic.Just as you play certain music after the party, you must also choose the music to play before the party, Groove Armada is one of the bands you play at the beginning of the night to get the feeling going. Vertigo is a classic cd that gets your bones moving. I went to a show they put on at the Santa Monica Airport Museum and actually had sex there at the show. So yea it definately gets my groove on.Morricone RMX is a multi artist remix album of the music of the legendary and great Ennio Morricone. Everyone should listen to this album if you like the old spaghetti westerns or the imagery they conjour up. Very well done.An obscure album I find extremely sexy is Banco De Gaia and the album Igizeh. Truly astonishing, the emotion it conjours is as beautiful as the landscape of sound it projects.Radiohead are not everyone's idea of a romantic band but they get me all emotional and that is romantic to me. Try Kid A and AmnesiacFat Boy Slim is a big influence in my dance life. Love it. Maybe its the English in me. I wouldn't recommend this to those who want a slower groove, but if you like it a little faster, check out Halfway Between The Gutter and The Stars.I also Love Moby. Try for some atmosphere that is like nothing else... Play and 18. You need them for your library anyway.I was in a bar in Flagstaff Arizona traveling across the counrty on one of my walkabouts when I came across William Orbit playing on the stereo. What is this music? Try Strange Cargo 3 unbeleivable, I found this years ago, now the boy seems to be doing alright since he is gone on to produce for Madonna.I have many of the Chillout, Buddha Sounds, Trance, Rebirth OF Cool, Buddhas Bar, Cafe del Mar etc... series. They all are great, some better than others but there are so many out there go try for yourself. The Buddha Bar series is usually the best.

If you want to get into the spiritual realm of your love music try Pasayadan and Mahalakshmi Stotram (As sung in Siddha Yoga Meditation Ashrams) or Om namo Bhagavate Muktanandaya ( Cahnting with Swami Chidvilasananda). There are quite a few great cd's out there but you should try them out of your local Yoga studios which seem to be selling more and more these days.

Moving out of the spiritual realm, try Santana Just a grammy winning funky mix of talent in one sexy cd. Supernatural.Another super rock star band is Coldplay. Every track is really good and sexy. Geoffrey Oreyama is someone who drips sex appeal. African singer who has rich subtlety and vocal layering. He caught the attention of Peter Gabriel who has him on his Real World label. Beat The Border is a beautiful album. Speaking of Peter Gabriel, Passion-The Last Temptation Of Christ Soundtrack is phenomenal and should be in your collection.

The artist Lisa Gerrard has one of the most beautiful tones and drips sultry and devastating emotion. Try any of these albums... Duality and Gladiator Soundtrack. Damn they are good.Deep Forest and Enigma are both scintillating artists and any of the choices of their albums work very well for mood music. Sarah McLaughlin is serious sex. Check her panties at the door and try out the cd Fumbling Towards Ecstasy While your in this realm, try Melissa Etheridge and her explosive power on the cd's Melissa Etheridge and Yes I Am. Then try a little dose of Sinead O' Connor. Oh I have had a crush on her since I heard the raw unbridled power of her vocals on Lion And The Cobra.Annie Lennox is a powerhouse of vocal haunting emotion. Tap into that energy with Diva.Bjork is a multifaceted artist. Unbelievably cute and sexy. Something about Post gets me all worked up. Try many of her other work too.

Try Jonathan Elias' The Prayer Cycle. An amazing cd that will haunt you forever. In a very good way. The following are a group of male vocalists that are all have they're own flavor. David Gray. Try White Ladder and A New Day At Midnight.Ben Harper is a phenomenom. Try Burn To Shine.Finley Quaye is an interesting flavor for night time activities. Check out Maverick A Strike.Jack Johnson has taken over the sex on the beach under the palms vibe. Try On And On Seal is one of my favorites. Talk about production value. Check Seal, Seal 1994, Seal IV.John Mayer is another name you will be hearing a lot of in the future. Check out this cd Room for Squares.

I cannot leave off with a male artist. So to end I leave with the beautiful and dramatic spell Frou Frou put on me. Try track 8 of Details-otherworldly and ethereal. I just want to get naked!

The list will continue.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Posted by The BonkMaster at May 27, 2004 07:19 AM

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bonkmaster, i dig your tastes. You know a lot about music and variety of them. Check out Kruder & Dorfmeister. Electronic ambient mood music and sexy. I play with my partner all the time with k&d in the background.

Posted by: Izquierboy at May 28, 2004 02:17 PM

Oh my god...lots to say. First, holy cow man, I reprinted your list of music. What an extraordinary palette of knowledge and music you have there... Astrud and Gilberto--I would have added Diana Krall The look of love--one of my favorites is Roberta Flack or course Barry White--Ella my all time favorite. Do you have all that music? Can I pay you to burn me several CD's. An hey there is some new stuff out I have caught in passing that I have literally spent sleeplessnight thinging about. Perhaps you know it? Anyhow, I'm a huge music person. Jordan you seem to be searching... Did someone break your heart... Are you still with your girlfriend... A guy of your debth and talent will never find satisfaction (giggle, lonterm anyhow) in many...just one. Your a bleeding heart bleeding soul artist We live for love. We crave love. We need to be elevated beyond mediocrity, to rise above the mundane... be foolishly deluded. Pain, romance, yearning, romanticizing and fantasizing is what spawned the lyrics to those amazing songs and melodies..

All I know is that when I listen to amazing music I am soothed, lifted, regenerated solidly in belief that " someday he'll come along, the man I love..." It just seems more than random, I guess. Anyhow, I must be ovulating, very hormonal. What's your sign? Silly stuff but just curious. I want to see you. You've just inspired me right now. Thank you.K

Posted by: Kim D at August 14, 2004 11:21 AM

Thank you - Very cool response. It is what I am trying to illicit with my whole site... positive emotion. I am listening to "My Sweet Lord" sung by Billy Preston at the Concert For George Harrison at the Albert Hall - What a DVD. What a song. I have played it three times today and the house is loving it. I have friends here. Anyway thank you for understanding me a little and giving me a nod, much appreciation.Jordan AKA the Bonkmaster

Posted by: The Bonkmaster at August 14, 2004 11:43 AM

PRETTY GOOD LIST. BEN HARPER AND JACK JOHNSON DO INDEED BRING FLAVOR THE THE BEDROOM. ONE OF THE ULTIMATE LOVE JAMS FOR SURE WOULD HAVE TO BE 311-TRANSISTOR.

Posted by: GABE at October 5, 2004 05:21 PM

First time reading this blog, just wanted to say hi.

Posted by: Jamie at November 4, 2004 03:43 PM

Music To Make Love To

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An Adult trade show in LA

So here we go. The Erotica-LA adult convention is a huge 35,000 person experiance in the LA Convention Center June 10-12 in downtown Los Angeles. It is an interesting type of person who shows up at these shows that you have to witness if you enjoy people watching. I say this because here you see thousands of interesting chracters, a cross breed of stange, perverse, adn unbelievebly cool and open minded people that saunter by the booths at the show.

This is the second serious trade show Team Bonkum has had a booth at. Tori flew in and Jenny drove up from Orange County to model. Jeff had his sax in hand and was there for demonstrations and sales support.

Tori and Jenny2res.jpg Tori and Jennyres.jpg Tori and Jenny3res.jpg ..............Tori and Jenny...............................Catwoman?.................................Peek-a-boo!................

This show had many voyeurs and photographers, and not enough buyers. I had heard that would be the case at this trade show, but what the heck, got to get the product out there.

Models eye Perspectiveres.jpg Tori and Jenny4res.jpg Tori Strappedres.jpg .........The constant crowds...................What were they looking at?.....................So very Saxy...............

It was fun and exciting, Tori, Jenny, and Jeff made sure of that. I used the show to promote the product and spread the Bonkum name while demonstrating the product and its benefits. During the show we realized that we could use this time to redefine the roles we played and use the experience to challenge what we have done before. I wanted to streamline our efforts and raise the bar. Assessments of practice and the evolution of future trade shows were set in motion.

What I mean is to develop the models to run the booth and in doing so train the sales team (models) to handle the consumers one on one. I can then focus on other vendors and the broader scale for distribution, new territories, and markets. Keeping the team focused and not running off to walk around the venue was something I had not planned to handle. So my focus now is to lead in a way that finds talented, professional sexy models whom can see the benefit in working on commission to generate sales and build that team for future shows. I also need to implement a way to gain leads and to organize those leads into tiers of different markets of importance and to have an organized follow up process. Training models will be an interesting task, one I would not wish on anybody!

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The show provided some interesting characters. Tori found much joy in the whips I had brought to use as color. The color was mostly blue, brown, and red asses, as she paddled and whipped the photo-seeking, non-spending-lookey-loos. Tori turned it into a male punishing frenzy. Her whipping technique put all the boys in their place. These ‘men’ and I use the term very loosely, could not run away from this sexy girl implementing punishment when their boys are right behind them laughing at their pain. Egos and brains in a clash of wills. It was joy to watch the minds of the weak working. Men are weak when a beautiful woman has a whip and she asks you to bend over. That was the joy to watch, they just could not say no, even if it hurt badly. All was not lost, they still got to get a photo with Tori with her devilishly cute grin and whip in hand.

Tori whipsres.jpg Another victimres.jpg .....Harder than you thought huh!..... By day she plays a cute blonde... This guy enjoys this way too much!

Tori and Jenny both enjoyed the attention a duo of pretty girls can get from the crowds. Using that to their advantage allowed for some interesting scenarios with an assortment of characters jumping in the bed. Dennis Hof from BunnyRanch.com stopped by to get in the bed. You can see here when British Pornstar, Layla Jade, jumped in to play in the Bonk’er with the girls.

Tori,Jenny, Layla Jade2res.jpg Tori and res.jpg Tori,Jenny, Layla Jaderes.jpg ......Looking for a free lunch?.........Some days are better than others..........Now thats a sandwich!.........

Gary is a fetishist and loves anything feet. He fell in love with Tori who loves to whack and pain those who find pleasure and stimulation in having a beautiful blonde displacing all mercy. Gary likes to be trampled more than anything. With or with out shoes, he does not care. He likes all kinds of shoe attention. He likes six inch stilettos, knee high boots or bare feet smashing and crushing his body and yes, of course his crotch. So Tori did, and did she ever. We will be putting some of that video footage up on the web site under the membership part of the site because it is really pretty hardcore to watch for the faint hearted or any of us men with balls.

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Having the bed setup with 2 sets of Bonk’er (4 arms), Tori could walk, caltwalk style, up and down on her Gary runway and the crowds loved it. Well, at least, could not turn away from it! It was a sight you do not witness everyday. For the first two days running our booth, we had barely avoided being shut down by the Erotica LA lawyer and security for “pushing the envelop”. You think it would be pretty hard to do at an adult convention, but we seem to have the goods to do it easily. My Mom is so proud. This is what almost got us the boot the second day since some old lady felt it “offensive” to have someone trampling another person? I mean what do you expect, there are half naked Pornstars slithering all over the place and you cant take a little trampling?

Imagine if you will, gorgeous Tori in her sexy outfit wearing 6” heels jumping up and down on Gary, a graying middle-aged man wearing glasses. A sight for sore eyes? No, maybe not, but definitely a sight for all eyes, except maybe the old lady who complained it too offensive! It had the crowds ogling and then some. What do you expect at an adult convention?

Tori res.jpg Tori the deviousres.jpg ..........Good little lesbian.............................Hey isn't that MY job?...................Go get 'em cowgirl, rope 'em in.

Jeff stepped up as the saxy entertainer doubling as the sales rep pro-Bonkum endorser. An amazing sight was watching Jenny and Tori positioning on the bed as the Jefferman scored the sexy scene with his sax playing for sheer visceral and audible vibration unmatched through out the show.

Spectator fun2res.jpg Tough work Tori, swing to the beat....Just another fun loving couple...You got to admit, The Bonk’er is sexy!

We got to meet Papa Hertz, a Dom Master who was intrigued with the BDSM possibilities of the Bonk’er. He invited Tori and me to visit some of the dungeons in and around the Los Angeles area to learn the ‘Scene’. Of course I will have more on those experiences later, in another series of articles.

Much was discussed with many other vendors and distributors. I got to finally meet the owners of WildInSecret.com, and our friends FreddyandEddy.com kept stopping by to enjoy the antics. Our friends who run Intimateassociates.com stopped by to enjoy the show and say hello. It was great to see all the friends and neighbors whom we have been in contact with and progressing their business presence as well.We made a splash in January at AVN in Vegas and it is great to see the Bonkum ripple expanding. My job continues to expand and still makes me shake my head in amazement of what I am doing. Absolutely crazy.The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Posted by The BonkMaster at June 21, 2004 10:03 PM

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How old is this post?

Posted by: cowgirl at August 6, 2004 04:17 AM

jorden the pictures look goodwith me and tori I one see toriagain, thank you gary

Posted by: gary sunkin at August 28, 2004 12:01 PM

Erotica LA Trade Show 2004

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A little kindness goes a long way.

My personal beliefs and character are infused into this product, and the product is being less of a product and more of a feeling or a movement of thought and expression.

I believe the world needs a more open attitude about sex and life in general. I believe sex is a beautiful moment we get to share while in love. Sex can be the most beautiful and open expression of love. Sex can be an open portal to spiritual transcendence. Everybody does it yet everybody is often embarrassed about it. Why is that? Lets think about that really hard. Puritanical upbringing is outdated, yet we still feel embarrassed or ashamed when we see others embrace or affectionately display love publicly. I feel that display is beautiful. It is an overflowing act of love that is shared with the world, an abundance of emotion and passion. What is not cool is why so many of us feel the first knee jerk reaction to be negative, or to say “get a room”. Why is that? What has us programmed that way?

Like a beautiful work of art, love is witnessed ever so often. What if we saw random acts of love on a more regular basis? What would that do for the world? Spreading love could literally disintegrate terrorism and hatred. If you saw any lovers kissing wherever you go, would you turn and run or smile and admire? If you smiled would your heart be open and warm? While wearing that smile, would you spread another smile to a passer by? Would that smile on the passer by infect someone else down the road? Does more kissing equal more world love? I think it is worth trying. Everybody kiss your partner or your friend and smile when you someone smiles at you. Simple and easy, maybe change can happen. Maybe we can combat terrorism one smile, kiss, orgasm at a time.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Random Acts Of Love

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The Adult Novelty Trade Show

The Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo (www.ANMExpo.com) is an adult novelty trade show for the industry. Distributors, chain stores, large home party companies, and customers that buy at distributor quantities are invited to attend. This is show is geared for the manufacturers of adult novelty products and is held July 26th-28th in the Sheraton Hotel at Universal City, Los Angeles.

Now that I have the logistics out of the way, I can add my flavor. So, arriving late, like I seem to always do at these trade shows, Team Bonkum (Tori and myself), wrestle the bed up to the Rooftop Garden, via the loading dock in the basement, via the kitchen, joy, the kitchen staff loved us carting through. Then I setup the bed and continue loading in the rest of the goodies, while Tori got ready to model. We have this setup down pat since we have now done four trade shows in a month.

The show is really spread out over two main ballrooms downstairs, the rooftop garden, and the poolside rooms also showcasing other vendors’ booths. As we walk in we see a higher caliber of toys and products that would normally be at a trade show. Lubes, oils, dildo’s, massager’s, condoms, herbal supplements, blow-up dolls, vibrators, butt plugs, videos, books, remedies, candies, and a multitude of other products and services. Some standouts were the make your own dildo kit @ www.EmpireLabs.com and the aesthetic forms of Fun Factory vibrators @ www.FunFactoryUSA.com, the unusual vibrators of Natural Contours @ www.Natural-Contours.com and the Erotica Video collection of Dr Michael Perry @ www.SexualIntimacy.com. The videos he offers are high quality production and are very tasteful and he has a great collection of various topics. Another standout are our friends JT Stockroom @ www.Stockroom.com, they offer high caliber leather accessories and products to the BDSM and fetish market. Nasstoys, Doc Johnson, Topco, Cal Exotics, and Pipedream were all represented downstairs in the ballrooms. These are the original companies that founded and created ANME.

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The temperature upstairs was freezing since the air conditioning was jammed on high. The foot traffic was constant and not too demanding unlike many of the consumer shows like the AVN show in Vegas or the Erotica Show in LA. Getting the consumers our brand awareness at those trade shows is our main purpose, here, the purpose is to connect with distributors and buyers of retail stores. We did that and then some. We were constantly busy showcasing the positions and the variations on what the product can do to benefit the users. Tori was swinging around and showing off her moves and style looking as cute as always.

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Day 2 had a lot more traffic. Many repeat customers too from the day before. Word was out and the buzz was strong about Bonkum. I heard many talking about in the downstairs ballroom when I went for a stroll. I also heard from many who came upstairs to see what the fuss was about that they had come up just to see the booth and the product. Love to hear that!

My buddy Jeff Magnus came to help out on this Tuesday. He knows the product well and can vouch for its virtues and benefits. He then played his amazing original melodies on the Sax for all to enjoy. Like a pied piper he spread joy and good spirit around the booths. JT of JT’s Stockroom ended up going downstairs with The Jeffaman at the end of the day to jam on the piano in the lobby for an impromptu session enjoyed by everyone having a drink at the bar. Another woman stepped up to sing along too adding a flavor of beauty and style to the show that all appreciated.

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Day three and Team Bonkum was tired from the traveling and the multiple trade shows. We were interviewed by numerous media and have been linked to the AVN site.

Some vendors wrapped up early but we were still getting quite a few interested parties until the very end so we stuck it out and got to hang out with many of our neighbors up on the Rooftop Garden floor. All in all good times and we got to meet some more fun and interesting people.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

ANME Trade Show 2004

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Some links I have found around the web...

While scanning the web I found some interesting articles or pages about us...some are in other languages, some are not, but it is always interesting to see how the world percieves Bonkum and The Bonk'er. I have found many more than these, but these are some fun ones...www.intimateassociates.com

www.theerotictimes.com

www.wahreliebe.de/

http://chat.amateurmasters.com

www.deltadivenere.com>

www.g4techtv.com

www.asmdaily.com

www.avn.com

ww2.thethrillhammer.com

www.sexherald.com

www.worldofdemosthenes.com

www.freddyandeddy.com

www.fleshbot.com

www.livejournal.com

www.pimpcafe.com

www.sensibleerection.com

www.amateurmasters.com

www.avn/eroticexpo.com

www.avn/eroticexpo/gallery.com

www.ragingstallion.com/news.html

www.janesguide.com

webitchtress.com

intimateassociates.com

www.DrSusanBlock.com

www.Gay.tv

This is an Italian site I found that has some interesting things to say about Bonk Designs

Translated by Babelfish

If also Erich Fromm benediceva the fantasy in the sex, something will want to also say. "L'amore is l'unica healthy and satisfactory answer to the problems dell'esistenza umana" it recites a its thought, that it enunciates on the Home Page of this situated one, www.bonkum.com, liberatorio, ironico and also (because not) somewhat stimulating, if us one is raises to you with a sure one "languorino". Beside he also an other Vate of the sex, except equally followed historian but, nozzle its slogan for one amusing life to two: Woody Allen. "the sex is one dirty what? Yes, but only if made badly ". Therefore, if you have wants of a game amusing for Been born them, than oltretutto make you also to be in shape (watched, you read and then you will understand because) you entrust to the Bonk Designs Inc., company of Venice, laughing city of the Californian coast, whose mission is that one of "salvare the world with an orgasm to the volta". In that way? Planning and constructing sex toys (giocattoli for adults) and produced it assigns to you to stimulate l'intimità, l'amore and naturally a healthy and aware sexual libidine. The piece strongly of this company is "swings of the love", introduced all'Adult Entertainment Expo di Las Vegas to January of this year quite. Draft of the Bonk'er, a canopy outside from the loving ordinary who allows to /alle one series of fantasiose positions and of varying of the love. The Bonk'er has two metallic arms to heart shape, supports on two bases in iron saldamente placed under the bed. To these a pair is coupled leather straps, studied in order to accommodate the foot del/della partner, that it can insert the own extremities to you so as to to be able to control the pelvic movements better and to obtain therefore one more intense penetration much and deep one. Guaranteed intense orgasms! It is not play economic, goes said. The price of the model base leaves from the 300 dollars approximately, while the model extreme, in version white woman, red or black (perfect style fetish) knows them until 600 dollars approximately. Available also on situated demo the illustrative ones, if just no strange position does not come you in mind. And oltretutto with couplings several, until four participants to the game.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Bonkweb Links

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Bonkum goes to Burning Man

As Austin "Danger" Powers would say...the wildest party of all times."...anonymous sex with multiple partners, in a consequence free environment..."

I'm kidding of course, I love any chance to work in Austin, but you can have that here, if you want it, and anything else your heart desires...

Money Shot.jpg Bed in desert Largesm.jpg ...........................................................................................................It all begins with a bed...what you decide to do is up to you!

Let me begin this blog this way. I love Burning Man!!! This ‘Glitter Monkey Rodeo’, is the very essence and spirit, of what an arts festival should be. There is a feeling and pulse of an electronic art-dance-peace-love-in. It is a fascinating social structure, a beautiful community, and a mind and heart opening experience. I had the best time ever. However, this was not the best burn ever, I just had the best time ever.

The art installations were not as prolific or numerous as in the years past, the burn was not as grandiose, and the Opera was not performing before the Temple Burn. There were also many first timers who did not know certain assumed Burning Man legends, so it was tough to fight the masses during the actual run around the fire at the Burn, but still a blast, and very well worth it.

There are way too few words describing emotions in our language to understand what the experience is like, so do not really judge until you get the experience of being there. Do not use this, or any article, book, news show, anything that you may read or see, decide your perception about the festival. One thing the Burning Man experience has taught me, you cannot describe the indescribable. So when someone asks, what is it like, keep it vague, short, and don’t waste either of your time.

This was my experience. Everyone at my camp and at Burning Man had a completely different version of the experience, even though we sometimes occupied the same space, time, or even similar emotions, but our experiences were vastly different. Words will never convey, to the non-partaker, the collective information the body receives, being in the middle of the exciting chaos that is Burning Man. So many beautifully strange people, so many exotic sounds, so much amazing music, so many weird and bizarre experiences, so much extreme everything, happening all at once. This is Heaven and this is Hell, depending on your state of mind and attitude.

In the years past I have gone out to Burning Man because of the community, the art, the music, the complete and utter visceral extreme exuberance slammed into the senses, and the escapism of civilization as we know it. I respect the experience, so do the tens of thousands that venture forth each year to be a part of this dream.

This year was not much different, but I did need the escapism more than anything since I have been so jam-slammed-packed-busy. I chalked up the expense and the experience, as a business write off, do to the making and promotion of, Camp Bonkum. So in a last minute (a day or two) scramble to get all the required necessities: tents, food, water, inflatable mattresses, tent stakes, mushrooms, ecstasy, pot brownies, sunglasses, sun block, Marcia, Jan, and Cyndi (my fat, naked, blow-up dolls), bandannas, our souls, and as much fur, makeup, and bizarre costume extravagances that you can think of, we pack it all into the our bubble transport and whisk away to the dusty desert.

‘Ben of Love and Pleasure’, (BOLAP), and me, (Bonkinator), are off on our merry way. First stop, gas station, second stop food, third stop, to pick up our friend, David, (JungMan). Jungman is our resident our Jungian psychologist. We all need one in our social mix these days. Two hours go by and the anxiousness sets in. Are we ever going to get on the road? We still had to meet up with Yvonne (Fuzzy Sateen), Henry (Rabid Elf), and Julie (Blue Pixie Stix), an hour and a half away in Frazier Park, near the Grapevine. We fly out of town only to get ten minutes before the highway becomes a parking lot. I love LA.

That little butterfly buzz in the belly starts to creep inwards, that feeling that we are in for a treat and some serious goodtime fun. I love that feeling of anticipation. That excitement is undeniably a rush of adrenaline. We make it up to Rabid Elf and Fuzzy Sateen's place about 4:30pm and start to load the RV with wood, tools, fur, a 50 gallon water barrel, The Bonk’er parts, as many bikes as we can fit in the trailer, tents, more fur, and a some more fur. Did I mention yet, the fur? Pink, red, and white fur, you betcha baby! Never enough fur.

So on the road we go, and a very long trip it is, so out come the Djembe, and the other assorted drums and percussion tools, the music gets turned up, no matter who is asleep. The drivers rule the road, and pulse of the music is the rhythm, the melody, our excitement keeps the beat.

Around 2:30am we get a flat. We had never before had a flat in an RV. This is an adventure! We call AAA and we call the RV Company. Normally with strong, burly men around, we take care of our own, but in this case the tired hours at 2:30 am we call for someone to do the dirty work. Well we found out that unless you have AAA coverage for RV’s you’re out of luck. Unfortunately we had hung up the phone with the RV Company when they said it would take 90 minutes to get someone out there. When AAA came out forty-five minutes after we called, and they told us this information, we sheepishly called the RV Company back to hail their services again, and wait another 90 minutes. Joy. We slept. Around 5:30am we got back on the road.

This was in Sacramento, so we still had some way to go. Reno was coming up and then we had to go another 100 miles North from there. We had left on Wednesday hoping to arrive in the wee hours of Thursday morning, it turned out to be more like around 11am.

Car races on playasm.jpg ...................The car races across the Playa.................Photos by BOLAP..................................We enter a new world...........................

We cruise through Gerlach, N.V., the last hint of civilization before we enter Black Rock City. After Gerlach, we roll off the pavement and onto the playa, we had to pickup some tickets at will-call. The dusty, post apocalyptic looking Black Rock City, N.V. and the ‘Vault of Heaven’ themed Burning Man 2004 was awaiting our arrival.

A car screams by in the distance kicking up the coolest cloud, I stare at it in amazement, a dream, I have always wanted to speed over the playa at two hundred mph plus. I feel the anticipation of my first-time burner partners. The excitement builds. We make it to those that greet us. They call themselves The Greeters. They spin the desert awareness info into a verbal regurgitation, tortuous, vomotus, spoken bile. It was a painful experience for the ears, just entering what should have been Shangri-la, turned into a sarcastic, twisted, and horrific melody of dialogue that they made us listen to, while we politely smiled and pretended we cared. All we want to do is get into camp and play. We’re fucking tired man, and if I am not going to sleep, which I was not planning to do the entire trip, then, I want to spend it my way, not in a fucking RV listening to this BULLSHITE-O. Get me going, move it on man, oh shit, a moron decided to pull in front and ask a question. (OH NO! Who, what gives them the fucking right to slow down THIS train man… Don’t they know who we are?

My crew calmed me down with a smack to the back of the head. I relax to a calm state when they stuff a cocktail of Vicadin, a shot of Tequila, and a couple of yellow uppers with some sort of pink bumblebee-looking horse-tablets down my throat. I swallow, and the wash came upon like a vague memory of a distant blotter experience in high school when the hay fields turned pink and then caught that vicious orange flame under the rainbow sky. I was the king of hell fire then, and now my power has come full circle. I pass out and the RV careens off the path and takes out twenty or so camps, but who is counting at this point. I awake to the morbid screams of rabid, granola-crunching campers screaming bloody murder. I guess, from the stories told in the latest circles, Rabid Elf heroically jumped behind the wheel, knocking past me to the helm of this ship, before even more major damage had occurred. Major damage being that, several bloody, strewn carcasses had somehow lodged onto the undercarriage, and were dragged and mutilated under the transmission of the RV. No free rides here! So Rabid Elf was able to stop the carnage from worsening. Damn he's good.

I guess in the pass out, I had steered the 45’ RV, with the wildly out-of-control trailer, directly toward the mass encampment of tents, but then Rabid Elf got blamed for the carnage since he had jumped in line and took over. It is mildly funny how those peace loving ‘Burner’ civilians turned real nasty and very un-peace-like. It was like they HATED us. How could they? I ask. They don’t even know us, man. We’re cool too, we just want to be part of the club! At this point, I realize I had puked on myself. I took notice as I run my saliva-enhanced, dripping fingers through my now, slimey hair. I did not care at his point. Damn it all, I just want to love somebody and now, anybody, you with your red flambé-hatred in your eyes. Let me love you? Rabid Elf is defending himself well in this tortuous, venomous, sneering crowd. He swings a long piece of lumber at anyone who moves on him, he is amazingly agile and adept with the wood. It amazes me the anger and vengeance this crowd seeks. Rabid Elf uses Marcia (or was it Cyndi) to probe and antagonize the assailants. God love that Crazy Elf, what a sense of humor! It is as if they actually care for the human lives that were lost! How odd, do they not see the statement we are making? I look to the world we have created so quickly, maybe this will be the theme for the camp this year. Camp Hatred Incarnate, we will suffice as its core lead group, to seek out, and hold a throne for its savior. I look back to the masses of the angry, we shall find a King in this crowd, oh yes, the one with the blood red eyes will do just nicely…I snap out of my day dream and back to the moron in front of me as he moves on. I feel like I am on Tattoine and the Storm Troopers look on to me in my Land Cruiser, I stare intently into their eyes, "These aren't the droids you're looking for", they respond, "These aren't the droids we're looking for" they wave their hand, “Move along”, I drive on and a dust cloud swirls away as we drive into the camp…

Burning Man begins. The scenario unfolds, and we search for a campsite. We all have friends who have saved us a spot to put our RV, but we can’t find any of them. It is around noon and for God sakes, no one is alive. Burning Man is dead. At 10am they, those humans, all fall to the ground where they were last standing and sleep, you see them everywhere, on couches, on the ground, on art cars. It is the last location where the last of the adrenaline and ecstasy wore out and they fell to the ground. It's damn amusing since we drive the RV slowly but we still spew dust onto them as they sleep. Breathe, little minions, breathe.

Camp Bonkum2sm.jpg Camp Bonkumsm.jpg Camp Bonkum3sm.jpg ..................................................................................................Arabian Furry Shit?......................................................................................................

We find a great spot by the longest row of bathrooms. We were in luck, we were up-wind, and had a monumental corner outfit. We set up shop in record time. It was simply spectacular when we all had no real pre-conceived idea for what art direction was going to transpire. Some called it pastel Arabian, some called it shit, but it was pastel Arabian furry shit. We had three inflatable mattresses showcasing The Bonk’er, a huge pink-furry-ceiling/canopy, red and white fur flooring, pastel, transluscent silky fabric. The rigging of Rabid Elf, made the wind a non-entity, the flowing pastel silks of Furry Sateen and Blue Pixie Stix added the touches admired by the fairer sex, and by most of the civilians in the Burner world.

Are we on tattoinesm.jpg Bikes in duststormssm.jpg Chill spotsm.jpg .......................Are we on Tattoine?..................................some desert collection of humans......................................cool perch chill spot.................. The fall of Mansm.jpg The Fall of Man 2sm.jpg The Mansm.jpg Really cool, at night the strobe light bounced off this spinning, the man looked as if he was falling into the ground.........The ever popular torch victim.............

Somewhere, somehow, we venture out and explore this psychedelic monster party. We are wide-eyed and biking through the majesty of the spectacle. No words or even emotions can be portrayed with the rush of energy and visceral complexities of this creative art fair. Gasoline is being launched into the air just to see how big a fire-ball can be achieved. Why? People need to know these things, and it is damn fun. Burning Man is the ultimate adult –scratch that, Burning Man is the ultimate playground, period. I love the complete and utter non-stop, balls-to-the-walls, A.D.D. nature of the place. Anything you want, go get it mother fucker, it’s out there. If you can't find it, look harder or build it yourself.

3, 6, or 9sm.jpg Colorful Ballonssm.jpg Neon Head 2sm.jpg ................Is this 3:00, 6:00, or 9:00?..............................Theses were floating with air in the wind........................................A vibrant brain.......................... The Man distancesm.jpg people at the mansm.jpg Playa Feetsm.jpg ....This is our navigation star for most of the week.........People congregate around the base of the Man......They felt so much worse than they look. Playa feet.

The night approaches and the anticipation grows inside of our being, what will we get into?We get dressed up, wigs, goggles, make-up, playa wear. Dancing is on the agenda. The big red dome is awaiting and the pulse is inviting. Kan’nal is pumping. An amazing spiritual rock eclectric soul based band that thumps, mesmerizing and fucking awesome. Our camp is also fucking awesome and we are in a great location for late night mischief. 9:30 and Earth is our camp location mapped out by the organization of Black Rock City Planning Committee. We have landed where the clubs reside out on the fringe of the city. This is where the world speaks at night and so to have a camp here means no long stumbles across the playa at night and if you want a beer, something warmer, or a shag, camp is right around the corner.

Fuzzy Bunnysm.jpg Fuzzy Bunny came to grab all left over fur from us......BOP was the funniest game I ever saw. 10 foot, 1" PVC with a Stuffed Animal beat stick! Hilarious duels...............................................................................The teddy bear overlord reigned. Exhaustion was the strategy for success. ..............................................................................Warriors came and went, always leaving exhausted.

The troops were lost on this starry night. Ben of Love and Pleasure was my wingman, and danced and played all night, we did. We happened into every club we stumbled upon. Coronas in hand we danced, and then we danced some more. Club after dusty club, out on the Playa we thumped and sweated till the next club drew us in and over to its core. ‘Lotus’ was a bang, we loved that DJ and the cretins who played there. Dancing with the lovelies: the cute Asian girl who loved to rub her freak all over us, the blondes who needed to shake their asses all over each other, the crazy Swedes (what were they saying?), so many faces, not enough names. The gay parade wanted BOLAP in his gay magnet furry-Pink jacket. Stonehenge and Revolution, were two other clubs around Esplanade and 10:00 that we loved. We met so many and danced with so many more. The sun was peering so we ventured to get more beer. Back to the camp we crawled, and yes our camp was dead, we sufficiently laughed and dropped a bottle or two and awoke all of the inhabitants, but we left as swiftly as we came, and out again onto the world, we broke free again. The camp was happy to se us leave.

This was THUNDERDOME! This camp was so very cool, and ultra violent. When I saw this action I was mesmerized, and had to let my friends leave with out me. Bungee cords attached to humans with sticks, war was on! The MC was great when he made a TV crew become the warriors. They didn't want to be in the spectacle but the crowd wouldn't let them leave until they saw a duel! The cameraman had to duel with the soundman. I think the soundman one? So carnal!

A noisy DJ, playing neighbor, with a brightly lit camp, caught our eye or our ear, so we entered his large dome structure. About ten women were all strewn about huddled for warmth and asleep while a DJ spun for himself and his friend. His friend was a Russian who said we could have any drink in the bar as long as we put on some clown makeup. I was sufficiently soused and needed no alcohol treating, so I donned just the makeup-a little rouge on the nose... on Rudolph, and Donner and Vixen. My mind wanders as BOLAP partook, as he is known to do, and also donned a red shnoze, or was it his forehead?

The conversation was dull and we were the life of our party, so we left. Back out to the Playa, back to the dust, back to the sunrise and back to the dance. The sun was ever creeping, and the dancing was just starting to pump again. We came upon a new club we must have mistaken for a mirage, because it was not here in past reveling, I swear. We boogied down hard and the wind was brisk, the girls were bumping, so there we stayed. I just happened to look over to see a fellow Venetian, Cheeky Monkey, dancing with some of her funky brethren. What a world, full circle. We boogie till we could boogie no more. Cheeky Monkey climbs on stage and her man goes down on her behind the spinner. Good show old chap. Make that Monkey squeal! The sun was up and the moment was coming, the inevitable crash. Back to camp, like a sun-hating vampire I go, BOLAP in tow. I slam face down in the dirt, home again, home again.

It was time to rise. Camp had already been up for a while. I felt good, surprisingly good and then I realized I had only been asleep for an hour and a half. Oh well, things to do. I am up. It was time to rock. I hop on my bike to explore.

Foot jamsm.jpg Foot and innersm.jpg Lots of Art Cars, a Merry-Go-Round art car (?) powered by human motion, a double Decker dance bar car, a motorized orange furry carrot, and a motorized, size 253, copper foot.

Solar controlled gizmosm.jpg The man sidesm.jpg J's campsm.jpg I found the coolest solar powered robots with wheels that were cruising on the playa. If they were stuck against something, you picked it up and followed the instructions to send it in the direction of the sun. Each had a homing device so that the owner could electronically track its path over the course of the week.

Dust Storm 2sm.jpg Dust stormsm.jpg Dust Storm at Lushsm.jpg Dust storms were fantastic to try to outrun on your bike. Sometimes you just couldn't do it...This was the Lush Camp. They planted Tropical Palms in the desert, creating one of the biggest camps and amazing DJ party zones.

While BOLAP and I were cruising, we did find a telephone booth connected to God. About a hundred feet away, a temple was elevating the deity, to answer all questions you might have.

Diana from Mexicosm.jpg Diana from Mexico3sm.jpg Diana from Mexico2sm.jpg Diana from Mexico5sm.jpg Diana from Mexico6sm.jpg Diana from Mexico7sm.jpg This is Diana from Mexico, fun, free, and open.

Two white angels or were they blonde Mermaids walked by on ten foot stilts. They’re flowing silk, white garters and a beautiful presence had every head turning and many cameras snapping pictures.

Hitler just walked by dramatically in full uniform. How odd! I wonder if he's hot? Do I offer him a drink...No, I need a snow-cone for him, and maybe a fuzzy teddy bear...

I head back to camp to relax in the midday sun. Camp Bonkum needs a chaperone. The Bonk’er sets were up and people wanted to play. One by one, two by two, the people were stepping up to jump in the fascination that is The Bonk’er. So many were asking and so many were partaking. Men and women alike were asking and getting into The Bonk’er, fascinated with its capabilities. I even loaned out a set to a threesome after showing the positioning benefits, and they freaked out and had to try it. Off to their camp they went and the stories I heard the next day were grandiose and spellbinding. I was riveted and proud to somehow be connected to that moment, even if by proxy. They have a very liberal camp.

desert Bonkingsm.jpg desert Bonking04sm.jpg desert Bonking07sm.jpg desert Bonking10sm.jpg desert Bonking09sm.jpg desert Bonking14sm.jpg Photos were taken by my camera, by a desert wanderer who was friends with the exhibitionist in the picture.

Photos by Super Sweet

The Rangers even came a knocking to try to see if we were 'vending' which we were not, we were just ‘enlightening’. There was one who was kind enough to try to not be a dick, but he warned us that there were the militant Rangers who had a chip, and so to be aware. Sure enough they came a knocking too, trying to exert their nazi-like pressure, without warrant. Yes, even I can piss off the Burner authorities. I need to put that at the top of my resume. 'Can design and architecturally challenge any authority'. I am so good at exciting those "in charge". As a kid I excelled at it, ask my parents, and my hometown police department, and the Deans at my college. It seems I have mastered taking it to the limit and still get away with whatever I am doing.

Rabid Elf and Fuzzy Sateen out cold, ..........................Jungman, Rabid Elf, and Fuzzy Sateen...Photos by Super Sweet...The Bonkinator, SuperTink and Eli.Way too much sewing, sexing, or pot brownies?.

Fuzzy Sateen, Bonkinator, Super Sweet, and Laughing Boy...........Rabid Elf and Fuzzy Sateen..................The Bonkinator, Super Sweet, and Laughing BoyPhotos and candy necklace by BOLAP....

We bask in the being, and revel in our cooling camp. The wind drifts in, and the silks sway, calming our afternoon. We use the fur that was the basis of our camp, to make our Camp Bonkum Designer Burning Wear collection. Red fur body suits, jackets, shorts, shoes, hats… whatever. It gets nipply at night. It is a great break, before the storm arising in our souls for the evening endeavors.

The Temple 2sm.jpg The Temple pieces2sm.jpg The Temple serioussm.jpg The Temple Bridgesm.jpg The Temple 4sm.jpg The Temple wingsm.jpg The temple was exquisite this year. There was so much wood work to be burned. The structure was amazing. This was all cutout plywood, which means a lot of glue. When this caught fire, the heat was so intense.

As we were walking, we were approached by a trio, a man with two mistresses, dressed in orange. One would ice an orange cotton sheet of and drape it over you while hugging and wrapping her bountiful breasts around you. His other mistress would spank and whip you, and I relished the moment, after you come up for air, he would then send you free with an orange Ice Pop. I got over thirty five ass slaps and beatings out of her. Thank you. I love Burning Man.

The day was blue and clear, gorgeous by most standards. The center camp was an oasis from the sun. Hundreds congregated and many classes were presented. Music, massage, yoga, painting, inner healing, spoken word, lap dances, coffee, capoeira, drinks, conversation, newspapers, peace. It was calming and beautiful.

It was time to get back to our encampment. I bike slowly over taking in the undeniable beauty that unravels at every moment.

Slithering around in a haze under the Arabian tent, I get a shouting female wearing black, hollering at me to join in the Red and Black parade. Not thinking twice I grab my camera and join the race since I am wearing a full body of red fur. More than fifty people in a procession proud to be wearing red and black were strutting their stuff. I must have looked like the king in my Red Fuzzy Monkey Suit. After about four blocks of screaming at others, who would fit our stringent criteria, we stop at a bar. Just so happens this bar has a stripper pole! Yehaaa, let the good times roll. For every female dancer that got up on stage, there was a male dancer who could dance their asses off too. This was by far the best pole dancing show I had ever seen in my life. Just so happens I captured most of it on video. Unfortunately in my foggy haze later in the day, I erased part of the footage, not much, but still you can view it here on the website when I get the camera back from my editor.

I kind of fucked up the camera while watching naked participants fly down zip line and into a couple of mattresses. That footage will be up too, Fuzzy Sateen, BOLAP, and The Bonkinator - flying on a zip line in dusty wind only possible to be understood at Burning Man. Were we a sight for sore eyes? No just strange.

The night had arrived and now the time to Burn.

Laura (Super Sweet), Taryn, Jen, John (Laughing Boy), Tom, Evie (Spanish Fly), Charles, and the crew were all babbling, glo-stick adorned, and ready to roll. They met up with us to venture forth into the night, the burn was upon us, and the mayhem ensued. The crowds were wild, the art cars wilder. Normally the circles of light on the Playa give us symbols to navigate with, so we can see the Man of Neon in the center. This is our reference to the other lights for beacons home. This night all the art cars were creating an inner circle of light blocking the markers previously used to gain distinction of location. The confusion ensued when the man was burned. The chaos of the posse of deranged masses created havoc and complete disarray. I loved it, what a melee. Somehow we ended up lost from each other and across the playa. Too bad, but Lush, the dance club at 2:00 and Esplanade, on the other side of the desert, was rocking. So dancing we did. Woooo hoooo, the tropical palm tree’s they had planted, created a theme that was magically enlightening, we had found our oasis. We climbed an abandoned double story art car overlooking the party. Chaos was seen in the revelers singing, shouting, dancing, and screaming, I was relishing the moment and did not want it to end. The music was so off-the-hook and the party-goers were having the time of their life. Stumbling back in the darkness we found a chain link fence, built as a telephone booth. I really still don't know who we were supposed to call since I was a little distracted by the energy and moment. Fun times...

Photos by BOLAP.....Rabid Elf revealed..............................Rabid Elf and Blue Pixie Stix.....................

Stumbling across the playa was so much fun in the middle of the night, art cars and neon, bikers and pedestrians, costumes, and craziness. This is my experience. We get back to camp and continue the adrenaline juice. Eventually everyone finds there way back and everyone has stories to tell. Never enough time, never enough stories, never enough parties.

This is the time of the experience when things got really fun, but that is something I have to take with me, and not for public consumption. Yes, I have to edit a little bit to protect the innoce…? Errr well, you know, maybe not innocent, but some do have to have their privacy…

The day after the burn, we continue to showcase The Bonk’er and its magical powers. We saw many Burners pack up and leave for the mainland, civilization. It was sad to see our own finality slowly coming upon us. A state of venturing back into 'the other world,' was a sobering reality.

Jungman decided he had enough and hitchhiked out back to Reno. Funny thing is, he only got a couple of hundred feet before the truck he hitched a ride with, broke down. So off he went to find another ride. He ended up in Reno at a Motel 6 and slept there that night. He hitched a ride back up with us when we were ready to roll by the day after.

The Temple burn was to happen this evening and the humbling rush of silence was permeating our hearts. The chaotic madness that is the Man burn slows down and is quietly humble for the Temple burn. Silence approaches and we watch patiently as the structure falls. We all see and feel that this is the end of another life altering experience.

I realize in this moment I had slept an entire 4 1/2 hours the entire trip of four or is it five days, and the wall had just slammed against me. I leave the temple burn early to get back to camp to eat. The troops arrived after I got the food out. I was about dead to the world and they wanted to keep the party going. I needed shut-eye bad. I went down and they went out. They packed camp around 2am after they got back but I was still dead. I awoke after we made it to Reno. There we slept in the RV at Safeway, beating the Burner rush in the morning. We pick up Jungman and we all use the time to shower and clean the RV so we don't have to travel in Playa Dust the entire way home. One of the best things we could have done. We all felt so much better getting rid the playa head.

The trip back was calming and a decompression of sorts. We were all in a haze and wishing it had not ended. The scenery was gorgeous and lush. Food and showers were amazing. We turned up the music and rolled down the highway back to LA, beeping and waving to fellow Burner brethren along the way.

For every single person who handed me an icy-pop, a sno-cone, a piece of candy, a stuffed animal, any words of fascination, a hug, a kiss, a touch, THANK YOU! You are all beautiful and amazing people. For all those that I didn’t get to meet, I hope to see you next year!

For those wanting more info about Burning Man click any of these following links. Burning Man EPlaya Message Board, Burning Man Playacast Blogspot.

If you have some other great links or locations to reveal for people wanting to partake or learn about The Burn, please add in to the comments at the end of the blog and I will incorporate into the body of this article...

This was the last sun before the Temple Burn.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Posted by The BonkMaster at September 1, 2004 02:55 PM

Comments

From the very first sentance your description is definately exactly what it really isn't all about. Stop by for your free Yahoo! t-shirt next year.

Posted by: Blorp Glaflarkenstick at September 27, 2004 08:35 PM

Very Good!

Posted by: rp at September 27, 2004 09:36 PM

Incredible Blog!

Thanks for the heads up about the Thunderdome fight scene!

Rev.Dr.GreenChurch of the White Trash Trailer Park

Posted by: Rev.Dr.Green at September 27, 2004 10:24 PM

You have written a very good text, excellent, good work!

Posted by: K at September 28, 2004 12:48 AM

While I haven't gone all the way through your blog yet, I do like what I see. And thanks for the heads up re the Thunderdome.

I really like how you incorporated a blog with the visual layout. I am currently posting my camp's experiance at www.godlikeproductions.com as I do not have the technical skills to pull off something like yours.

Really great work. I'm envious.

Rev.Dr.Green

Posted by: Rev.Dr.Green at September 28, 2004 12:51 AM

thanks, that was fun to read and see...

and the coolest thing for me was a picture of the bike that kicked my ass.

you see, the night of the temple burn i got a little high. ok, i got very high and later we all went to otter camp and danced to the bands there, which was very fun, but after a while my playa boi and i headed back to camp on our bikes...no more street lights, signs disappearing...very dark.

there was a woman with a heart on her bike, it was lit up, and as i turned to check it out i went full bore into a light pole - ouch! over the handlebars onto the playa, full on sliding on my face, my whole mouth filled up with playa dust...it was truly a sight to behold!

luckily i was not hurt, having done a fine imitation of a rag doll in motion, and i just got away with a small scrape and a little fat lip - no harm done. the woman on the bike and her friend both rushed over to see if i was ok, and we all laughed about it, and we rode off...

you have a picture of her on your bonkinator...thanks for that! bike in background...note to self: focusing on the neon love in the dark can get your ass kicked :)

Posted by: regynalonglank at September 28, 2004 12:45 PM

That was Susie from www.worldsuzi.com. I do not know if she has her website up yet, but she is a character. She is doing a documentary on Pink power, across the nation.

Sorry for your accident, sounds like something we can all relate to out on the playa with so many distractions.

I love your picture. You rock!

FYI: Susie was in The Bonk'er out on the playa. Thats what the arms are...

Bonkinator- AKA The Bonkmaster in the "other" world...

Posted by: Bonkmaster at September 28, 2004 12:53 PM

Hilarious! You're absolutely mad.

Posted by: Pauline at September 28, 2004 01:06 PM

It's awesome! That was a fun flashback... and thanks for protecting the (not so) innocent.Ahhh, the memories....

ss

Posted by: SS at September 28, 2004 01:32 PM

Once again the Bonkmaster has captured the very essence of our experience at BM. Great article you pretty much got it all good pics. Gotta love you! I will print this and keep it for my memories. Love Fuzzy Sateen

Posted by: Fuzzy Sateen at September 28, 2004 04:28 PM

wow! that is amazing!

Posted by: Reg at September 28, 2004 10:12 PM

Good afternoon Bonkmaster! How are you? I read the latest blog.Burning man...It seems wonderful, doesn't it?And I think your text about the festival is very fantastic.I'm always impressed by the POWER of foreigners.I can't think that festivals like this are held in Japan.But I do need the escapism now! Thank you and regards, Takao

Posted by: Takao at September 29, 2004 09:23 AM

Hey Takao,In Japan I have heard of the Fertility Festival is worth venturing to be a part of. I guess it happens around the time of year that the Cherry Blossom Festival. I hear that it is in Osaka and Aamori. Check it out for me and let me know. Report back here and let us all know here on the blog. We foreigners are always looking for a great new festival to be a part of, especially one that will take us to Japan or the Far East.

Here is your new adventure. Too bad it isn’t until the spring, anticipation can suck.

Bonkmaster-San

Posted by: Bonkmaster at September 29, 2004 09:32 AM

well, I blogged your blog at playacast.

Posted by: DVD Burner at September 29, 2004 01:58 PM

Good morning Bonkmaster San I investigated a few.Basically almost of Japanese festivals are held for celebrating a good harvest. The most famous festival in Osaka is Danjiri Festival.And Aomori's one is Nebuta.But both of them are held in summer season. http://www.city.kishiwada.osaka.jp/hp/45/4510/80/4510800top.html http://www.nebuta.or.jp/english/index_e.htm If you give me more information about the festival which you want to know, I'll be glad to research more. Best regards, Takao

Posted by: Takao at October 4, 2004 03:20 PM

Looks like a blast Gordo. Wish I could have been there!! Love your Bonkum set!! Thanks Bonkmaster!!

Posted by: Jeff Magnus at October 4, 2004 04:48 PM

this was the motivation for me to spend hours of research today on RV's, Bedouine tents, 60's star trek custumes and make-up art, adult toys and treats for the very next burning man.

I will be the jongabon wearing blue painted nippled, organic vegan toting man with the 3 foot Elton john sunglasses with solar powered fans to chill my ass or beer, whatever is most needed. But mostly you will recognize me my shit eating grin at learning to live in community with like minded souls...

Posted by: OGOD at February 20, 2005 05:18 PM

Burning Man Art Festival 2004

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Maybe we all should think about how we can please our partner better!

I recently got this email …

Very interesting, products for orgasms? Hmm... Well I have to say I don't normally need products for that. Is that your business?

Hi there. Yes, actually it is. I created The Bonk’er for the reason that women have problems getting clitoral stimulation when a man was not rubbing or hitting the right spot. This device changes the positioning with ease and comfort so that orgasm can be achieved faster and with more accuracy and less work, so peak elation and self-actualization can occur. It aslo is amazing for just about any multiple angled position that you could fathom to explore or create. Elevated sex can all of a sudden aloow for greeater excitement and explosive fulfillment in the bedroom. I have heard nothing but wows and adulation of this product after its use. Heightened, more stimulating sex is the driving force of my business. Love can stem from that or it could not, but it really eases other problems in a relationship if you're both sexually satisfied and intimately connected.

I cannot tell you how many women believe they are sexually satisfied. I truly hope you are, but I find that this is usually the initial response to any sexually related afrontment or question pertaining to thier intimate world. Remember sexual satisfaction is a relative term. If you are happy, that is great but what about in a year with the same person you love. What about ten years doing the same positions. You see, life is an exploration and with it you want a partner to it explore with, sexually and otherwise.

Sex can always get better! Isn't that the whole point, to see if we can gain greater understanding, knowledge, experience, or enjoyment out of life?Sex can be even more mind blowing and internal as well as external!

I have asked many women and found that many do not orgasm near enough. They cite problems within themselves, problems with lovers, with work or other outside sources.

I want to change everything. The way we think, conduct business, the way we feel. Unfortunately we are fighting an issue dictated to us by our puritan upbringing. Our parents are at fault for not recognizing the hypocrisy they have been teaching us. They did their best but it is time for us to evolve at a greater rate and really question what is important in life and what is not. I believe happiness and fun is contagious and can cure so much of what ails us. Sunshine and exercise are also amazing cures we do not get enough of.

I grew up in Europe so I see this country a little different than most. We have been lead to believe that our bodies are a temple. I see this is true. Then why do we not treat our bodies with more respect with the foods we intake. Why is our government allowing such toxins to be consumed which will ultimately cause cancer? We also allow the houses of Gods to rule our decisions. These decisions are based upon writings and beliefs made thousands of years ago. The core of all religion is a set of moral standards that outline good and evil. You know what was acceptable in society then, well, that was then and this is now. Good is still good. You see it all the time with people you are amazed with that act to better mankind, or at least their family and friends. I have found many women even through they think they are satisfied, are not. They haven't even thought about what would really satisfy them, sexually or otherwise. They are living in a world that dictates to them what would make them happy instead of questioning it themselves and really thinking about it. Think about the articles in Cosmo, Marie Claire, TV shows like Oprah, Dr Phil, the salacious ‘news’ programs.

Most think that a relationship is going to solve all the problems, when usually it just complicates them. Do not get me wrong. I am a romantic and wish for the partner of my dreams but what or who is that partner? Most make stupid choices out of desperation because we just want a relationship so bad.

I really have to question what I REALLY want, as we all do. We first have to be at peace with ourselves and as often as we think we are ready, we usually are not. We grow and evolve and change, so do our thoughts, ideas, and perceptions. I am not on any soapbox, just venting at a rate that feels refreshing, so you might be put off by my candor and excitement, but I get on rants and go with it. I have worked in the feature film industry for over ten years and was very successful but I got extremely burned out doing movie after movie. So last year I took a break and formed several companies. This is the one that is I felt could be the most successful, quickly, to allow me to venture forth on other products and businesses later. I will also be marketing it to the health industry for bad back and broken limbs and aged people needing assistance to get in and out of bed. Eventually I hope to make this a non profit and help in AIDS awareness programs and assistance through such organizations such as www.Nextaid.org. Please click here to learn more.

I do not take life as seriously as many others, so you will see my humor and personality take shape in this business and web site. It definitely brings smiles to everyone, even if they do not buy. What more can you ask for in a business? I call it extreme positivity. I love the people that "get" it, they are usually very open and extremely intelligent. I use it as a barometer for those that enter my life. Anyone who is offended or does not understand the bigger picture of what I am trying to do (Saving the World One orgasm At Time) does not need me to waste my valuable time on their mind set. I am saying that if people can understand that I am trying to spread peace, joy, and love, then we would have less hatred, fighting, and war.

I would love nothing more than to get as many sets into Iraq to be used. If they had more sex, then do you think that they would want to fight so much? Islamic fundamentalists are angry people with stubborn beliefs, they see only their way, what if we could show them that there are other versions of the same truth...

Jordan

Artistic bedroom gear designed for the sexual connoisseur. The Bonkum Website (The One, The Only) http://www.Bonkum.com

The Bonkmasters Blog (The Most Intriguing Adventure Journal) http://www.bonkum.com/xploits/

The Bonkum Bulletin Board (The Adult Playground for all things sexual) http://www.bonkum.netfirms.com/Forum/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?t=45

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

A few words from the founder of Bonkum.com

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Pink is the color of love?

At Burning Man Arts Festival, I met Juicy Galore. Juicy is an artist, a free spirit from San Francisco. When I met her, (see my blog article to see how I met her) she found me as I was in the idle of shooting the bed in t he middle of the desert as the sun was setting. A beautiful setting during the last daylight moments of the sun’s fleeting glimpse, before the dark of the monumental Temple Burn.

Bed in desert Largesm.jpg Juicy Galore jumps in the Bonk'er at Burning Man while I was shooting the setting sun.

While she jumped into the Bonk’er to try it out, we started talking about our ideas and world change. I spoke and told her about Bonkum, and she spoke about her project.

She is starting The Pink Revolution which is about living in courageous abundance, rather than the current paradigm of fear and shortage. In her words, to “celebrate the awakening of our country, and be a part of shifting our global consciousness toward being loving stewards of this planet, and of one another.”

Her intention is to broadcast this message to the world by shooting a documentary of her travels as she spreads her version of joy and meaning to the world by openly discussing the possibilities where freedom, sexuality, and female power can be openly touched upon and revitalized into our society. She believes this is missing in our daily world and we need to be reminded of our internal power. Thus the idea of a Pink Party was created, to build awareness. “A conscious gathering to reclaim our hearts, reclaim our nation.”

I was up at The Love Parade dance and visiting friends when I met her at a Love Parade sponsored party at The Mighty, a hip warehouse club in downtown San Francisco. When I accidentally came upon Juicy Galore again she was telling me her plans of this party but was hesitant about where or when to start. I immediately jumped in to seize the moment and encourage her whole-heartedly to attack this opportunity she had, and to set in motion her mission.

She was very blown away by my enthusiasm and excitement about her ideas and her intentions. I gave her ideas and stated the certainty that if she just set a date and told people that it WAS happening instead of that it WILL happen, she could achieve this opening campaign to seek exposure to her idea. Yes, she enjoyed the push. I guess I had her so revved up about it, that the few days following the party, she had organized a location, The Mighty, the same club where we had bumped into each other. She had secured a score of DJ talent to play and had set it in motion due to my encouragement. She wanted me to bring a Bonk’er set so that she could set up a fun play room during the course of this party. How could I say no, I had helped set this in motion, I could not squash her vision, so I whole-heartily accepted.

This stated, I pack my car and head up north to venture forth on this revolutionary mission. As Juicy states, “this isn't just any revolution – it is the PINK revolution. Pink is fun, sexy, and liberated! We are all pink on the inside. It is time to stop alienating and start accepting. We all want the same things at our core, some of us are just at a different point in our evolution. We can no longer afford to judge and shame. A paradigm of limitless possibilities is here.”Well how can you argue that!

Some new friends...

I arrive to the party to see everyone donning Pink. Pink boas, pink, hats, pink scarfs, pink shoes, etc.. I set up the bed and the DJ’s start spinning. The Video Jockeys and artists were visually touching up the evening with additive flair to the music. The San Francisco community came out to dance, eat and support. I think the event went over much better than I had thought, people danced till 4am and seemed so happy to be a part of the event.

Using his computer and an array of diverse software, Kev Lar was able to manipulate the projected imagery of the evening to work in harmony with the music from the Dj's. Very cool and very fun.

One highlight of the night, I got to meet KevLar a VJ who has since worked on a couple visual projects with me. I was able to hang with him in the booth and learn about what he does visually to enhance the show using his brand of visual art and motion video, music-synched flair.

Some of the 3D animated, projected visualizations that KevLar was responsible for.

In the Bonk’er room people played, spanked and partied while a different DJ spun, creating a totally different aural flavor. All in all, I enjoyed seeing people come out to support a friend and her pink vision.

A beautiful electronic flower resided next to the DJ.

Into the night there were numerous artists and visualists. While many danced inside, many were outside watching the fire dancers... I love how fire can be captured by the camera. It is a dance.

All in all, it was a success. I think the evening created awareness and everyone had fun and danced all night long. People finally left about 4:30 am and filtered into the night...

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Pink Party, San Francisco

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A really genuine art showcase

Sunday, December 5, 2004

Living in Los Angeles allows for much headache and stress. Traffic is abysmal, pollution is excessive, and the prices of services are astronomical. However, there are many advantages of living in a metropolitan surrounding. Culture, diversity, and art. I enjoy frequenting the art world here. Architecture, design, music, and art are essential to my being. There are thousaands of galleries and studios in and around Los Angeles and a thriving arts community flourishes. Silver Lake, Venice, Downtown, East LA, Hollywood are just a few areas to name of the burgeoning arts communities.

Create Fixate is an ongoing art collective. A like-minded community that promote, resource, and reference artists and thier medium. Music, art and business collide to create a symbiosis which has been running three years long.

As the website say's...Create: Fixate is an organization dedicated to supporting and educating potential and emerging artists by providing them opportunities to work, create, exhibit, and sell their art. Through education, mentoring, marketing, and cutting edge mixed medium exhibitions, Create: Fixate is committed to filling the intergenerational, socioeconomic, and cultural gaps which have come to define the contemporary art world.

Below is a sampling of some of the live music you will see playing in part of the spacious exhibition. Dj's and other entertainment combine with live artists as they all jam together to create an eclectic montage of sound and image.

Why do I journal and post a gallery show? I love to go and meet other designers and artists and hope to help use Bonkum.com as an art community resource. It is all about community and what better place to help promote and discuss love and art with other like minded, forward thinkig souls...

I like to look at other things as well as the art. I was digging into the moment as people passed by behind me during the show, the reflections in the glass. The Alexandra was across the street. It seemed so European, a momentary escape for me.

I love old architecture. I love the mouldings and the details. So many developers trash this stuff. I like to run my eyes over each texture. Think about the life hese mouldings have had. What stories could they bleed? Above are my friends Bryan, Ludi, and Astrid. Sometimes you need to dance on the ceiling.

This is actually pantyhose sewn together. Intricate and very unique, the texture was beautiful and very original. The arttist had many pieces of various styles and sizes.

These two are from the really talented illustrator, designer, artist Kazuhiro Tabuchi.

Visit the Patrick Finley Studio to see more of his work. Cool guy and works as a visual effects artist during the day. Below is Cory Richardson, a true Action Hero, standing with my friend Paulynn Cue Balaire who was my muse that evening as you can see her playing in many of my photos.

Ok, here I was viding off the colors of this painting. Then we started to mess with spinning the camera as we shot the image. Using phtoshop I placed the images into the same frame as the original work. Cool huh. Different variations on the same art. Notice the colors changes from one spin to the next.

This was shot of some people next to me as I was messing around with the camera, so I threw it in the frame as well.

Some friends at the show with me- Bryan, me, John, Danny, and Ludi.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Create Fixate, Dec 2004

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The Adult Industry Internet trade show

Friday, January 7, 2005

So I get the call from Freddy about going to Vegas. I had planned to go by myself, but Freddy was all jazzed to go with for the chance to shoot business ideas at each other. The Internext Trade Show in Las Vegas is happening just prior to the AVN AEE Trade Show which we were both planning to visit and walk through. Internext (formerly ia2000) is an adult internet trade show mostly geared toward webmasters and controllers of the programming and business side of adult websites. It is a trade show for business to business alliances with other sites or service providers. This show is for networking and e-commerce both on the convention floor and after hours at the industry's parties. The show is January 4 - 6, 2005.

Ok, now the background is out of the way, I meet Freddy at his house and get set to take off. Deb, one of Freddy's business partner is supposed to meet us up there but is flying as we drive up. We both leave the same neighborhood at the same time. She to the airport, us in the car. Freddy and I can energetically talk about anything when we travel and there seems to never be enough time to talk all our business ideas out as we travel, so our drive went incredibly fast. So fast that Deb was calling us from her hotel to see if we were at the show yet. We weren't yet, but we did beat her to the show. Internext is located at Mandalay Bay which is on the closest part of the strip near the interstate 15 coming in from LA. Needless to say with the taxis and shuttle time from the airport to and from, we made it half hour before.

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I walk into Mandalay Bay convention area to see the entrance to Internext.

Walking in we see booths of vendors who engage in all facets of online business:

Adult content (both photo & video), Age Verification Systems, Content Protection, Web Hosting, Webmaster Affiliate Programs, Online Gaming, Online Shopping Networks, Customer Service, Audiotext Bureaus, Media Buying, Webmaster Resources, Internet Billing / Credit Card Processing & Online Checking, Web Design, Internet Law Firms, Video Streaming Technology and Services, Search Tools and Engines, and Web Statistics.

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Freddy and I weren't sure what to expect since we both had not gone the show before, so walking in we were a little hesitant. The price for entry was very steep at $195. In we go with some talking to the press public relations team there. There were a lot of seminars available, but we arrived at the time that most of the best had past.

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We enter to see booth after booth of very similar service providers. Many content providers and hosting services. I was glad we came for the AVN show and this was a sideline since this didn't really fit my business model right now. Not to say this would not fit my future model depending where the business evolves to in the future.

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We walked the show and met lots of vendors and other contacts. Freddy was really excited about the hosting companies. I just absorbed everything in. We walked it pretty quick and then decided that the air was just right for a drink and so we left to mosey up to the bar and get some lunch. We had to pick up a few friends of Freddy's from the airport who were coming in for AVN, and so we needed to get something in our belly before they arrived. From that point Freddy and I got loose and passed the time at several bars along the way to the meeting point. At that point I had already gambled at the craps tabled to minor success before the inevitable spiraling downfall the alcohol allowed for. We met up with Freddy's friends and continued to good times into the night... 2-3ish and then we had to crash for AVN the next morning. Good times, good company and worth the trip.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Internext Trade Show 2005

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A Great online community

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Our friend Paynie, who runs and lives in The 'Red Loft' in LA's downtown loft district, held a social networking meeting for the online community Tribe.net. Paynie is a member since 10/06/03 and invited Tribe founder and CEO, Mark Pincus, to come to LA to discuss and encourage Tribe users to come and speak out about the direction they want to see The Tribe online community go in the coming years. Traveling with his colleagues, Elliot and Brian, they all came to discuss the future of Tribe with some of the areas most loyal members.

The Tribe online community is reaching far and wide, leaving Friendster.com and MySpace.com to represent a more languid, tame, and corporate feeling community. Something about the Tribe community has an eclectic soul and reaches beyond the traditional communal sources for information and resources. Could it be that the largest portion of contributing members are part of the counterculture Burning Man collective? It definitely helps and deepens the roots of the diverse nature of the community.

Online communities such as The Tribe help people create connections that can enhance the spirit and soul of living in a daunting city. We may be a few miles apart, but in traffic laden Los Angeles, that can equal a daunting two hour journey. So to find that new career, to hunt for an apartment, get the inside scoop on a great local restaurant, or to just connect with like minded groups in the kinkfest mindset you might share, the online community is a home for those that need to share in that community.

To have a community work, members must participate. The more you put in, the more you get out. People share ideas, art, poetry, music, items for sale, dentists and doctors, professional help, and accountability. Be active in citizenship and you and your friend network will flourish.

Mark discussed many ideas for the promotion and development of the network. He also wanted feedback from the meeting about what users wanted in terms of content, advertising, and proposed the question how they could make the site profitable without losing the community and values the site has now. Creative suggestions were tossed around and were discussed with intelligence and enthusiasm.

People were excited about being part of this community and were genuinely excited to actively help in defining the future. I do not know if we answered many of his questions but we did bring up many new ideas and did discuss some great topics they might be able to implement. I went to this meeting to see how they developed this community so quickly and tap into how they made it flourish so well, where so many other communities have floundered and failed. In being part of the meeting I realized that the reason this has worked was because of its members being so active in trying to make this successful. Having high energy members and excitable artists drawing on passion and desire creates an energy not matched anywhere that I can think of-besides Burning Man itself.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Red Loft: Tribe.net

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Tough Love!

Wednesday, February 9, 2005

We had a shoot with the good folks at the Alexander Institute this weekend. We did a new video for his collection and we showed the positions with this couple, Chelsea and Jonny Zinn. During the shoot I was sick as a dog and could not be my usually frenetic and energetic self. So as I dragged ass and plowed through the positioning, I had a moment of creativity and came up with a couple new positions. We shall implement these into the position guides at a later shoot date.

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Ahhh the rigors of my work...

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

A Couple of New Bonker Positions

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New designs

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Well we are working on some new products, as we always are. Here are some of the designs... Feel free to comment at the bottom of the post about what you feel about the pieces. Hope you like.

These are the 'Heart On' model, two sizes for our testing purposes... Heart On a.jpg Heart On b.jpg

These have a Dichron metallic finish which, because of the glass, enhances the sparkles and glow in the heart handle. A lot of work and love goes into each piece. Each piece is individually crafted by a glass artist we are working with, as we develop several more designs. The raised pink hearts on the shaft are actually Gold, fumed into the glass, because of the light refraction in the glass, it turns pink. We are also doing some with red hearts and a helix-spun silver handle which are looking amazing. I had a very good friend try these -for testing purposes- and she said they were the best feeling dildo's she had ever tried!

The beauty about glass is that can be heated up and frozen for an additional desired effect and sensation. Run hot water over the piece or have a bowl of hot water next to the bed, add some lubrication, and explore yourself, comfortably and relaxed. Enjoy.

This is 'V Day'... V Day.jpg G Love.JPG and 'G Love'

This is Wing Wang with a beautiful nubby ring Wing Wang a.jpg This is the 'Heart On' with a Silver Dichro Helix in the Heart and red glass hearts for texture on the side. Beautiful

If you would like to purchase or inquire about any of the pieces above for Valentine's Day or as a beautiful gift for your lover, please email me Bonkmaster@Bonkum.com for more info. We will be posting these in our products selection shortly.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

New Designs In Glass

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Make a scene

Sunday, March 13, 2005

We meet up with our friends Richard and Ellen to enter into this fetish show. Research right? Yea that's right and I am sticking to it. I love going to shows like this. The people are awesome. I love the blend of both the fetish culture and San Fransisco. Good mix for funky parties. This is the entrance into the 2005 Fetish Ball 2005.

Richard and Ellen of Intimate Associates.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

San Francisco Fetish Ball 2005

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Saturday, July 2, 2005

The very popular website focuses on adult product reviews, news, and informative topics on anything sexual and fun, is now in it fifth year and has evolved into a retail location in West Los Angeles, California.

www.FreddyandEddy.com was formed, sort of, as a fluke by ‘Freddy and Eddy’ as a side project. The hetero couple, some question the name thinking a gay couple, were frustrated by the lack of information about adult products. Information that could explain what the toys do, what they are for, which videos to watch and why. Freddy posed the idea to Eddy as a way to kick start their sexual activity after their child was born and sex and the marriage took a secondary backseat. This seems to fit a common theme expressed by many of the couples who visit their website and who scour the internet for help. Freddy was not getting the sexual activity he needed and so, to learn about products that would stimulate Eddy, they could explore together. Not to mention being able to would create a fun website for others, while playing and writing reviews together. How fun, it incorporates lots of quality time together: toy research, sexual exploration, discussion, writing, and a common goal. Brilliant idea for a couple trying to capture that sidetracked spark.

FreddyandEddy.com is an oasis for information, ideas, discussion, and advice. Kind of like a consumer reports for the adult industry, Freddy and Eddy are the couple we all know in our home communities that live behind the white picket fence, who partake in the PTA and local after school sports programs. They are normal people, well sort of, they actually did something about a situation that they were both uncomfortable with, and acted together to turn a situation most lazy couples would have been complacent about and turned into something magical.

There are always questions we all have about products and which ones that actually work well (Lelo ), products that last ((Fun Factory), lubricants that taste good and work well (Shunga), and videos that are high quality (Andrew Blake). Quality products are essential for the adult industry to move out of what the vanilla world has often deemed ‘seedy’ or having the pre-conceived ideal of being disgusting or in bad taste. It is this latter notion that has propelled the negative stigma with the adult industry for years. Freddy and Eddy are one of a handful of new companies that are shattering that ideal, and dare to elevate the industry standards on products that are out in the market. That concept is a relief for all couples who come across their website. I hear more people state their relief after they explore the website and see how fun and informative it is. They love to know or read about products they are looking for information about. The experience is always pleasurable. From purchasing, to the feel of the thousands of pages of information about erotica on their site, you can be guaranteed a great experience not offered by any other website.

Based on their success on the thousands of ever increasing daily visitors and growing sales, they decided to move the ‘store’ out of their third bedroom and into a warehouse to fulfill orders and gain larger inventory. Looking around the area for that warehouse location became an act of frustration, so Eddy had an idea to try something a little more adventurous. What if they actually have a space to take appointments and display products as well as act as a back office space to fulfill the website orders? They scoured the area close to home for exactly what they wanted and found it on Venice Boulevard. It is a great location with lots of passing traffic to see their website name and store front.

They signed on a place, moved in and started to do business out of the new location featuring appointments for upscale sexual products, advice, couples instruction, website fulfillment with a Hawaiian coffee bar. So far the process has been seamless and the business is ever expanding. On the lighter side it is getting recognition on television as Discovery Channels’ The Sex Files and the reality show Blind Date are highlighting the store in their on-air programming. The buzz is growing rapidly and the website is the place to be. The future looks bright with seminars and classes being offered to couples at the store. Couples pole dancing, how to seductively strip dance for your partner, couples massage, home sex toy parties (think like Tupperware), sexual awareness classes, and instructional classes on using unique products like The Bonk'er or The Tantra Chair. The possibilities are unlimited and just the tip of the iceberg for this fledgling business model. A business model I believe will be copied and dismantled throughout the sex community and country as our sexual awareness becomes more prevalent at this time.

Open most Saturdays from 11am-5pm (call to verify).

Freddy and Eddy - Where Couples Can Come

12613 Venice Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90066

877-915-0380

freddy@freddyandeddy.com

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

FreddyAndEddy.com is all growned up!

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love more

Wednesday, July 6, 2005

July 06, 2005

Sexual Position Guides

An ongoing list... sexualpositionsfree.

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Nerve.com. 100-percent-adult-sex-positions.

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Rotten.com.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Sexual Position Guides

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Monday, August 15, 2005

I don't think it really works but it is still fun.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Boot image test logo

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

I went with Tori to Catalina today. 5:30am wakeup and scramble to the San Pedro ferry. Venice to Hwy 90 in Marina 10 minutes, Hwy 90 to 110 - 10 minutes, 110S to San Pedro Harbor 8 minutes. Ferry at 7am, biking at 8:15am, made love on a hill over looking harbor while tourists golf carted by down below, meeting friends at 12:00pm ferry, snorkeling at Descanso Beach, drinking and eating, love in a bathroom, kayaking, dinner till 8:40pm, ferry at 9pm for an hour, home in half hour, all at mach speed. Tired, burnt, and exhausted.

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Catalina Love

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

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Kind of fun... I was messing around with photoshop this morning...

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

New Hetero Vanilla Image

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

So I was working at my computer on Monday and Tribe.net sends me an email notice, actually a posting from a member, for a pair of tickets to see Nine Inch Nails at the Cox Arena in San Diego. My girlfriend, Tori, had been giving me shit for not spending much time with her recently due to my work load, so I thought this would be perfect to take the afternoon off and scream - literally - we played a bunch of NIN cd's all the way down to San Diego - to see this awesome show.

It so happened that the prototype samples I had been working on had been completed the day before- so I had them in my truck and they just needed to be boxed and shipped out, one to UPS for China and one to the manufacturer rep in Costa Mesa. I had not physically met the rep in Costa Mesa so, due to this excursion, I could stop by, shake hands and then drop off the sample to him. They were a great group of folks. Afterwards Tori and I left and were filled with excitement and were both horny as all hell, I get that way when I am free from work mode, Tori is always horny, thank the Lord - Amen.

We stopped for a bite after getting through Costa Mesa. While devouring a Shawerma plate I noticed in the OC Weekly an advertisement for the article "From Behind The White Picket Fence", this are my friends', (FreddyandEddy.com), article which will be highlighted weekly in the LA Weekly, OC Weekly, The Village Voice. Wild, I had to call him up and congratulate him. He was happily drinking a celebratory beer with his bud Tom when I called. We laughed about the events of the week, both of us are slammed busy but we are both taking a moment to savor the flavor-so to speak.

Tori and I continued our journey down to San Diego and met up with Mark and Lisa, the holders of the tickets, at Effin's, a college sports bar in San Diego around the corner from Cox Arena. We waited for the appetizers which never came due to a rush of other like minded Nine Inch Nails lovers killing time until AutoLux left the stage. Queens of the Stone Age were up next so we skipped over to witness at the Arena. Wow their drummer was on fire. Amazing band, but the NIN fans were a little non-plussed about the whole event. The lead singer was way cool and joked about the fans not getting into the show in a good way. He heckled the fans right back. The show could have had more of a spectacle but the band rocked really hard and I have to give them props to being on the show's bill and being subjected to the NIN hardcore fans. It was a great prelude to the show that was about to begin. Although there was an element missing at the arena: BEER and any alcohol for that manner??? Why, what, ooooh, killed me. I really wanted a frosty beverage. The crowd was so chill and docile, hmmm now I know why.

Take a time out from reading this to watch this clip video by Queens of the Stone Age -- It will make you smile...

Ok back to the blog. That was my segue for the NIN setup...

...and then the smoke enters...

A sheer fabric surrounded the stage. We could see behind it and the fabric contained the mass of smoke billowing from behind... up and over the fabric the smoke billowed into the arena. Something was brewing here.. Then the stadium lights dimmed and the music kicked in, fuck that, exploded in a wave of powerful, tormented energy. Mark and Lisa next to us were thrashing about and loving the show, energetically dancing and grooving to the show.

The light show intermixed with the sounds from a yet unseen band started the entire show off on an electric note. The entire first song the band was hidden in smoke and behind the sheer curtain. The curtain then rose, like the reveal of OZ to the arena. Billowing smoke spilled out onto the audience as the pulsating light and an aura of audible electric-metal sound collided into a symphonic collection of kick-ass industrial techno rock.

Trent Reznor, though bulkier and dare I say, cut, had as much angst, energy and soul to energize small energy plant. He played classics like 'Closer', 'March of The Pigs', and the new 'The Hand That Feeds'.

About five songs later the Curtain dropped for a visual segue into the next set but then the video stopped and then the Trent came to the unlit mic to announce that drummer, Jerome Dillon, was having heart palpitations and had to run off stage. He expressed that the EMT's were trying to sort out what was wrong.

We waited.

I knew now that once the EMT's were looking, it would be a futile effort to wait around. The EMT's would have to check him into the hospital.

I was right. The show was cancelled, to be rescheduled for Nov 20th all tickets will be honored then. Damn, but it was good show non-the-less.

With the mass hordes of people filing out of the parking structure at once, we got to our car, but the thought of sitting in the parking garage waiting our turn to exit with all the other attendees just did not work with us. We hung out in the back of the truck until the masses left. Now that was a great night and Tori was a happy camper. We never said goodbye to Mark an Lisa, so if you are reading this, we will see you next show, since you will be sitting right next us rocking out, once again.

Check out some of the groundbreaking and inspiring videos of NIN

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ www.Bonkum.com. He explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Nine Inch Nails -Cox Arena S.D

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Here is a picture just in from the ExoticEroticball.com in San Francisco... Looks like fun, wish I could have been there... IntimateAssociates.com handled the expert showcase and the Halloween extravaganza that is the ball to end all Halloween balls.

Exotic Erotic Ball 2005

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Venus Trade Show, Berlin, Germany

2005

The Venus trade show in October in Berlin, Germany is equal to the AVN trade show in Las Vegas in January. It is large and caters to the vendors B2B and B2 consumers. The show was a little more expressive in its freedom of sexuality but not as much as I thought it would be and not that much more the AVN in Las Vegas. Lost of booths and much of the same I have seen at other shows. Maybe I am getting way too seasoned but I think there needs to be a lot more inventive and new products being developed and all I see is a basic repackaging of the same old stuff. On the plane over to Venus I got to meet Tim and Morgan of cybersocket.com who told me many of the after hour functions going on during the show. Really cool people an dvery eager to help a young entrepreneur get out there... I hope to remain friends with these two.

Some local scenary and my friend Meir of lovingcouples.com (AKA Alexander Institute) whom I got to spend some with at the show. He was so bashful when I grabbed him to take this picture... but has since asked me for this picture...

The show also is sponsored by many names in the industry that are larger in Europe than the companies over here. That was pretty cool to see different names of corporate sponsorship.Many parties were rocking. Thursday night was a reception for the sponsors, crew and performers. It was at Babylon (babylonbarberlin.de). There were many other parties such as the Orion.de party and the Hustlaball.com Berlin 2005 which was kitkatclub.de taking place at legendary in Berlin. This was one of the main events.

I did get to meet a ton of European distributors which was the point of me going there. I did get meet with Mario and Federico of brunogmuender.com. Mario likes to talk, wow, but a great guy. Bruno was not around but I did see Mike from GearEssentials.com was tooling around their booth. He was there since they are a distributor of his so I ended hanging with him, he is great fun. We pal around at some of these shows sometimes. He tried to bribe me to sleep with him by giving me a fury ring at IML. He wishes I was that cheap. He thinks I am secretly gay so he calls me a metro-sexual, a queer tease. He saw me in action at IML so maybe he is right! Not!I met with Orion.de, Pjur.com, ABSHoldings.com, Mantricmarketing.com, Apollo, Scala-nl.com, st-rubber.de, TSX, and a host of twenty or so other distributors and wholesalers. I met with many reps from Italy, Spain, Luxembourg, Germany, Belgium, United Kingdom, France, Croatia, Netherlands and Russia. Very successful.

I felt a need to travel around Berlin a bit to get a 'feel' of the city before I left. So I took the moring to go on a tour of the city.

When I took this, I was literally on the East and West side of Berlin. This is what is left of the Berlin Wall. Here is Check Point Charlie.

The harmonious Gendarmenmarkt is known as one of the most beautiful squares in Europe. It was created at the end of the 17th century as a market place. The Konzerthaus or Concert Hall is the most recent building on the Gendarmenmarkt. It was built in 1821 as the Schauspielhaus by Berlin's famous architect Karl-Friedrich Schinkel, who around the same time also designed the reconstruction of the Berliner Dom. The Konzerthaus was built on the ruins of the National Theater, which was destroyed by fire in 1817.

I was astounded by the history of the architecture. Most of the buildings I passed by were shot up and had holes and mortar blasts form the first two World Wars. It is really captivating to see still. Because of the grey overclouded skies, it seemed incredibly surreal, as if I was in the middle of a black and white war movie, with all the towering buildings I would see in some of the propaganda war films.

This is the Reichstag, the seat of the German Parliament and one of Berlins most historical landmarks. So impressive in person. I was about a half mile away when taking this picture.

On the border between East and West Berlin at the Pariser Platz, This lady stands in front of the Brandenburger Gate which was the symbol of the city's divide. Since the fall of the wall, it has become the symbol of a reunified Berlin.

I left Berlin on Saturday morning and then was about to board the plane in Frankfurt and realized my green card was stolen. So I could not get on the flight and I had to spend the weekend in Frankfurt waiting the US embassy to open on Monday morning. On Monday, after navigating through the maps of the subway to get there, I then made it to the embassy at 8am and found out that the embassy had moved the entire location to a new one across town. This had happened just the week prior and it had not been updated in the phone registry yet. So I then made it to the new location by 9:30 am and then stood in line outside in the rain for an hour before getting in and then waiting another three hours before getting the two pieces of paper which allowed me back into the country. I flew through the city in the subway, which I now know pretty well, and then barely made it to the plane @ 2pm. I slept and then had to deal with another 2 hour ordeal after landing and getting through customs and immigration on this end. So yeah I missed tmy own birthday party which was at my house. It was a combined party for my brother Jason, my girlfriend Tori, and my friends' Steve, Reg, Bret, and my Nephew Mason. We also made it a Halloween costume party… the party was a hit, so I keep hearing.

Try navigating this mess in German... It was fun though and now I know how to get around Frankfurt... fast!

What a trip and now the green card should be on its way to me. I had a non-expiration green card. Unbeknownst to me they passed a law recently that they all have to have some expiration, so mine had been expired with out me knowing. So in getting a new card I killed two birds with one stone...I applied for a new one upon entering the country after a long hectic process to get back in, but it should be sent to me and then I just have to get fingerprinted and photographed at some location downtown in the near future...I don’t want to go through that process again...

The Bonkmaster is a filmmaker, inventor, and designer for the company Bonk Designs @ bonkum.com. The Bonkmaster explores, travels and searches for the edge of social morality, openness, and the extreme being. He is Saving the World, One Orgasm at a Time!

Venus, Berlin 2005

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Friday, June 16, 2006

We placed this in Men Magazine for September.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

I know I have been incredibly slack in the Xploits as of late. I have been traveling a lot, I got engaged to my beautiful Tori. I have been preparing to sell my house while looking for a new one, and also developing the new website which will have enhanced user features. Soon to be live in the near future...

Anyway, Men's Magazine chose to do an amazing spread highlighting The Bonk'er Classic, The Bonk'er Extreme, and The Bonk'im. The double page 'DeBriefing' warrants some kudos for the layout and the honorable mention.

Check it out for the September '06 issue due on newstands now.

Men Magazine Highlights The Bonker

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006

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Love Parade, S.F. 2004

Berlin, Germany was the original site setting for the massive and famous Love Parade. It's history dates back to the tear down of the Berlin Wall in 1989, when the founder and main visionary DJ Dr. Motte, along with several other techno groovers, came up with the concept of the Love Parade. He devised a celebration to promote tolerance, respect and understanding between nations. To promote it in a new way without politicizing the event with speeches, they wanted to do it with music. As DJ Dr. Motte said "music.. speaks in thousands of languages and is understood by all". Love Parade, Germany

The LOVE PARADE has grown from 150 participants and one truck on Berlin's Kurfürstendamm in 1989 to over a million ravers and 50 trucks. In 1996 it had to be moved to Berlin's Tiergarten due to its size. There, it became the biggest European event of its kind. See Love Parade, video, very cool.

Since 2000 the the LOVE PARADE now demonstrates in other countries like Austria, England, Mexico, USA, Israel and South Africa. Love Parade, International

October 2nd 2004 San Francisco becomes the host city of the setting for Berlin's famous Love Parade, San Francisco. The innaugural kick off was a rousing success as some estimates say over 50,000-150,000 participants rouse and revel in music and dance in the streets of the most vibrant and enlightened city in the United States.

The parade was set to begin at the corner of Market and Beale streets with the first float leaving at 2 o’clock towards the scenic waterfront Embarcadero where it would drift towards the home of the San Francisco Giants baseball team and finally settle for a day long celebration near one of the SBC Park’s parking lots. The beats of drums and electronica filled the streets and the air was crispy-chill in the shadows of the city buildings. People wearing all fashions of vibrant colored fur, plastic, wigs, hats, and costumes of grandiose proportions were fantastic in thier execution and celebration.

As the minutes passed the crowds swelled and grew to enormous proportions all slowly moving toward the final destination where the music and DJ laden floats would park for the party into the night. Music heard was drum and bass, deep house, and heavy progressive, loud and sexy. Everyone was dancing and grooving.

Once the flesta landed at the party destination, the crowds continued to swarm, grow, and grow, and grow. These pictures I am showing represent the size of the venue and the enormous amount of people there. In any one picture, only a small fraction of the vast collective can be seen. The crowds were the same in every direction and continue to go around every corner. To see even more... look below.

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This is what I saw first walking in with my friends Ludi, Andy and John. Wow. We lost each other immediately.

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I love the saturation of color, bare with me... the subject matter allows for...

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There were so many Dj's. Richard Humpty Vission, DMX, Doc Martin, Dr. Motte, Geometrist, Goldilox, Ken Christensen, Clandestine, House of Lotus, Lush, and Spundae and Opel, just to name a fewof the huge lineup... Check out more... Love Parade, Lineup.

These guys were going off. Great energy too!

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Is that a snake in your pocket...

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I turn another corner and see another swarm of humans... they keep appearing.

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I saw this tattoo and I had to take a picture. It was on the back of a beautiful woman...

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If you notice the backdrops and backgrounds are all different but the mass hoard of people stay the same in quantity!

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Ludi, my friend and roommate, met Paulynn and Eric at Earthdance and had been telling me about them. We all met up and danced the day away.

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These are some friends that I met there. Pauylynn and Eric B. We have since become very close and even had there wedding at my house. Family.

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Yeah, ummm, I don't know either, but they were good fun and really cool people.

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I was spreading the love by passing out www.Bonkum.com brochures, when a group of girls came up to laugh and dance with me. Ok, yes that is me in the subtle afro wig. It was amazing of the attention I was getting for just wearing a weak ass costume as mediocre as this. These girls came over and needed to dance with me. I swear I did not work it. They came to me and I did not even have one of my normal outlandish costumes on. Subtlety has its perks I guess. They were a lot of fun... we danced.

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The Frenchy's: Eric B. and Ludi. My posse dances...

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...Ok, and we're back from the dance intermission... back to our regularly scheduled programming... Some characters that amuse me...

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...and we dance again...the sun sets and we dance some more...

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The light as the setting sun was so beautiful. It made the people glo. Speaking glo, this was a glo stick dancer getting on his groove.

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